EPISODE 9: ROBOTNIK DESTROYS DEDEDE'S DOMINION

Before Robotnik could react, another wall busted down, and a large mecha that looked like Dedede trundled through!
The cockpit opened, and Escargoon popped out! "Sorry I'm late, your Majesty, lots of collapsed walls and stuff to maneuver this thing around!"

Dedede grinned. "WHATEVER! LET'S TAKE THIS POSER DDDDOOOOUUUWNN!"

Robotnik, for the first time in his life, looked legitimately worried about his odds!

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"OH SHIT!" Robotnik yelled as the full comprehension of what he was about to deal with smacked him across the face like a truck.

Both a very pissed-off Dedede and a giant mecha version of Dedede at the same time? Robotnik doesn't stand a chance-
"SHUT UP NARRATOR! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DESCRIBE HOW AWESOME I AM, NOT RAMBLE ABOUT HOW I'M GOING TO BE BEATEN TO A PULP!"

Jeez, fine. Smartass.

Listening Music: Kirby's Super Star Ultra: Heavy Lobster's Theme

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Decadent Deadly Destroyer

HR-D3

"I'M COMING FOR YA, CHUBBO!" Escargoon yelled as the massive machine smashed its mechanized fists together.

Robotnik couldn't see any weaknesses on the machine! Not even a giant core or anything on the head! Robotnik activated his magnet glove, hoping to slow it down, but the machine didn't even budge!

Escargoon laughed. "Fool! I coated this mecha with a special solution that renders magnets unable to be attracted to it! That won't work this time!"

"WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS A NEW STRATEGY UP MY SLEEVE!"

Robotnik tried to run around the machine, but he didn't get far before gatling guns appeared out of the shoulders of the machine, and started firing!
"HAHAHAHAHA! I DON'T THINK SO!" Robotnik ran frantically from the rain of bullets, but he couldn't outrun them for long!

"RUN, LITTLE FAT MAN! RUN FROM THE MIGHT OF HR-D3!" Escargoon pressed another button, and a slew of missiles fired themselves out of the back of the machine, rocketing towards Robotnik! He dodged most of them, but one hit him straight in the gut, blowing him away!

He slammed into the wall, dazed. HR-D3 rolled up to him, and aimed the gatling guns at him!
"AAAAAAAGHGH!" There was no way Robotnik could dodge this entire salvo at once! This might be the end for him! He shut his eyes and-

Nothing.

Robotnik slowly opened his eyes and saw Adeleine standing before him, hefting a giant shield!

"WHAAAAAAAATTTTT?!" Robotnik, Escargoon, Dedede, and the audience all simultaneously screamed at the top of their lungs!

OBLIGATORY EXPLANATORY FLASHBACK SCENE

Adeleine was whacked out the wall by Bandanna Dee, but she quickly drew two pairs of wings, which grafted onto her back, slowing her momentum until she stopped!

She quickly made for Castle Dedede, knowing Robotnik was in trouble!

Adeleine held out a hand to Robotnik, grinning.

Robotnik could not comprehend what was going on. Somebody… wanted to help him out?

Of their own free will?

This… this… conflicted with everything he had been led to believe!

"ENOUGH OF THIS BORING REUNION CRAP!"

Escargoon pressed yet another button, and two giant metal hammers came out of HR-D3's arms!
"BOTH OF YOU WILL GET SQUISHED FLAT BY THIS MAGNIFICENT MACHINE!" Escargoon lifted his hammer, and quickly brought it down- But it was stopped in its tracks!

Both Robotnik, and Adeleine, who had drawn a large fist, were holding the metal hammer up! They looked at each other, nodded, and punched it backwards!

HR-D3 was sent reeling into the wall, causing a massive shaking!

"HOW MANY WALLS ARE GONNA BE DESTROYED BEFORE THIS IS OVAH?!"

Dedede yelled loudly. Nobody heard him.

Escargoon popped out of the now-totaled mecha, coughing and hacking like crazy.

"OH COME ON! YOUR MAJESTY, DID YOU FORGET TO REPAIR THE SHIELDS AGAIN?!"

Dedede rubbed his chin. "Well, I haven't used that thing in so long, I guess reparations never happened."

"YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME-" Before Escargoon could finish, the lid of the mecha slammed down, trapping him inside. His muffled ranting could still be heard.

Dedede staggered backwards slowly, stumbling badly.

"HAHAHA! LOOK AT YOU! YOU CAN BARELY WALK!" Robotnik yelled loudly while sauntering towards him. "GIVE UP ALREADY-"
"NEVER!" Dedede interrupted Robotnik with such force that he was startled into being silent momentarily!

Listening Music: Kirby Triple Deluxe: Masked Dedede

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"I AM THE GRAND KING OF DREAM LAND, AND I DID NOT GAIN THIS POST BY GIVING UP AND RUNNING OFF AT THE SLIGHTEST THREAT! I WORKED HARD TO GET HERE, AND I'M CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO LAY DOWN AND ADMIT DEFEAT TO YOU!"

Dedede pressed a button on the handle of his hammer, and the wood paneling peeled away to reveal a metal casing with all sorts of buttons and wires on it! The hammer sparked with energy, and Dedede hefted it with ease before pulling a mask out of his pocket and putting it on.

He glared at Robotnik before pressing a button on his hammer, causing the floor both of them were standing on to transform into a massive wrestling arena with electrified walls, which then rocketed up into the stratosphere!

Speakers popped out of the arena and started playing badass music!

"BRING IT, INTRUDER!" Dedede yelled.
"GLADLY!" Robotnik proclaimed.

WILL ROBOTNIK DEFEAT KING DEDEDE FOR REAL THIS TIME?

WILL DEDEDE PULL OUT AWESOME FLASHY TECHNIQUES OUT OF HIS ASS?

WILL HR-D3 EVER NOT BE AN ANTI-CLIMAX?

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBOTNIK'S GRAND DOMINATION, "ROBOTNIK DEMOLISHES DEDEDE'S DOMINION: FOR REALS THIS TIME!"