EPISODE TWELVE: ROBOTNIK BECOMES THE ENVY OF BASEMENT DWELLERS EVERYWHERE

Listening Music: Mega Man X5: Vs. Maverick

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The Ultimate Robot Mistress

Splash Woman

Splash Woman whirled her trident around, and pointed at Robotnik! Her differently-colored counterparts all charged simultaneously at the duo!

Robotnik grinned, and pressed a button on his arm! A large cannon came out and covered his right hand!

"CAN'T KNOCK THIS AWAY FROM ME, CAN YOU? INTRODUCING THE RRRRRROBOTNIK BUSTER!" He fired a large spray of energy pellets at the approaching mermaids, stunning them momentarily! That was all the time Wily needed to fire a group of missiles at them, landing direct hits on them all and launching them into the side of the stadium!

"Bah! They were holding me back!" Splash Woman's trident began glowing with power! "Now, I can ascend to be the star I was ALWAYS MEANT TO BE!"

She began firing a storm of lasers at the duo! Robotnik couldn't do anything to stop it, but Wily could! He pressed a few buttons, and the force field around his chair enlarged to cover them both!

"GREAT NEW TOY, WILY!" Robotnik yelled. "I try, Ivo!" Wily responded.

Robotnik began firing at Splash Woman, with Wily quickly following suit! Splash Woman whirled her trident around in a circle blocking all the shots, then threw the trident at Robotnik!

Robotnik grinned, activated his magnet glove to attract the trident, and tossed it back at her!

She grinned, and caught it mid-flight, completely negating the effect!

"WHAT?!" Robotnik yelled. "Cheer up, Ivo! I wouldn't build my robots without a failsafe in case they tried to usurp me!"

Wily pointed at Splash Woman while steering his chair out of the way of a massive laser blast from her trident! "There's a button on the small of her back that will disable her functions completely! GO FOR THAT!"

Robotnik nodded and charged, while firing the Robotnik Buster repeatedly at Splash Woman!

She laughed haughtily, and pointed her trident skyward! The water in the arena began to churn and rumble, and quickly formed a massive wall of water!

She tried to launch it at Robotnik, but Wily fired a laser cannon at her, momentarily distracting her long enough for her to lose control and make it dissipate! Wily continued his assault with various lasers, machine guns, and flamethrowers! Splash Woman couldn't fend off this many projectiles at once, and she began to falter slightly!

Robotnik saw his chance, and after charging up momentarily, fired a CHARGE SHOT out of the Robotnik Buster at Splash Woman! She was so busy fending off Wily's attacks, that she didn't notice until it was too late!

"NO! NOT THE CHARGED SHOOOOOOOTTTTT-"

She batted it aside like it was nothing.
Robotnik's jaw dropped.

"THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO? HAHAHAHAHA!" Splash Woman laughed while charging up another beam from her trident, but before she could do anything, Wily lobbed an EMP ball at her, and it smacked her directly into the face!
"WHAT?! HOW?!" She screamed as she sank slowly to the ground, sparking and twitching!
"IVO! THAT SHOULD DISABLE HER FLIGHT POWERS! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE! I'LL COVER YOU FROM BACK HERE-"
"NO, YOU WON'T!" Splash Woman snapped her fingers, and her mermaid servant robots charged at Wily, mobbing him! He activated his force field, repelling them, but they hung on and bashed at it over and over again!
Robotnik didn't have time to worry about his friend, as Splash Woman had charged at him, slashing and stabbing furiously with her trident! Robotnik ducked under one thrust, dodged to the side for another, and finally grabbed the trident in the middle of her attack!
"LET. GO!" Splash Woman struggled to take it back from Robotnik, and tried to yank it out of his grip, but he held on!
"NOT LIKELY!" He wrenched it back towards him, giving him the leverage he needed to use the trident to flip Splash Woman and slam her on the ground so hard that it cracked!

He tried to do it again, but Splash Woman saw it coming and twisted her body so she landed right-side up, then quickly lunged at Robotnik, aiming her trident towards his neck!

A wide grin spread across her face, as she forced the sharp points of the weapon ever closer to his neck as he strained to keep them away!
Robotnik couldn't move with this heavy metal mermaid on top of him, and Splash Woman's trident began to charge up again!
"DIIIIEEE!" She laughed maniacally as Robotnik struggled against her weight!

Wily was frantically pressing buttons on his console, but the combined weight of the mermaid robots had disabled his mobility functions! He couldn't move the chair, and the force field was getting weaker from the strain every second!

He couldn't use his ranged weapons from this short a distance, and the force field was a defensive barrier, not an offensive-

Or was it!

Wily grinned and laughed the same way he did when he came up with a new way to usurp the plot from the villain of the week, and began pressing buttons quickly!

The force field began to steadily enlarge, with the mermaid robots still hanging on! After it got big enough, it shorted out and exploded, sending the mermaid robots flying away again!

With the weight removed, Wily could move his chair around again!
He turned around, and saw Robotnik being pinned under Splash Woman's trident!

"IVO!" He flew towards Robotnik, aiming a massive shot towards Splash Woman!

Splash Woman turned around, distracted by Wily's return, long enough for Robotnik to get his arm free and aim the Robotnik Buster at Splash Woman! He had been charging up the entire time she was pinning him down, and unloaded a charge shot directly into her chest!

"AAAAAARRRRGGHH!"
Robotnik tackled her, trying to hit the button on her back, but she smacked him in the gut with her tail, sending him flying!

"TRY TO DO THAT TO ME, WILL YOU!" She strutted towards Robotnik with a mask of rage stretched across her face! She pinned him down, and slammed her tail into his jaw, dazing him momentarily! She aimed her trident at him, charging it up! "IT MAKES ME SICK-"
She was cut off by Wily firing a laser cannon directly into her tail, making it heat up and spark, momentarily catching her off guard!

"IVO, NOW! GO FOR IT!" Wily yelled.

Robotnik grabbed Splash Woman's torso, found the button, and pressed it!

"TO MY Stooommaaachh-" Splash Woman released steam and water from the seams of her body, and collapsed. Her eyes turned back to normal, a deep blue.

Wily strode over, bending down to check her out.

"I don't know what happened." He opened Splash Woman's rear panel, and began examining it. "I don't program my robots for world domination anymore, so what could have- AH!"

He pulled out a capsule filled with purple liquid, and emblazoned with the greek letter Sigma.

"Well, this is clearly the problem. Whatever is in here caused Splash Woman to go berserk. But what is it, who put it there, and why?"
Robotnik shrugged. "MAYBE A FORMER GIRLFRIEND WANTS REVENGE ON YOU?"

Wily rolled his eyes. "Give me a break, Ivo. That's ridiculous."

WHAT IS THE MYSTERY OF THE RECURRING PURPLE LIQUID?
DOES DOCTOR WILY HAVE AN EX-GIRLFRIEND?

IS SPLASH WOMAN BUILT IN AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT FASHION?
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBOTNIK'S GRAND-

"Oh, COME ON! I may be an evil doctor bent on world domination, but I'm not THAT evil!" Wily so rudely interrupted the narrator to contradict what he was saying.

FINE.
DOES DOCTOR WILY HAVE A CLOSETED ROBOT FETISH?

"HEY!"
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBOTNIK'S GRAND DOMINATION, "ROBOTNIK GOES UNDER THE SEA!" OR "DOCTOR WILY IS IN DENIAL ABOUT HIS PERVERSIONS NO MATTER HOW OBVIOUS THEY ARE!"