Well, hello there, I don't usually do this but there's something I want to say.
I want to apologize to you guys...
Last Chapter was kind of made in the run and there were many mistakes
I've fixed it if you have read it before you should give it another try
Anyways, I, once again, apologize and promise not to make the same mistakes again
Enjoy
Chapter 26 - UPGRADE!
-I just can't understand why you don't get it, Enforcer.
-Shut up, You slutty goat! I was here first!
-So what? It doesn't really matter that much, honestly, I'm surprised, your temper is quite awful, any other lesser man would have left you by now.
-WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?
After Vi beat the living shit out of me she explained why she was in Zaun, apparently Caitlyn heard a rumor about a bunch of monsters running around in Zaun, she made the necessary arrangements for our transport, although, she wasn't expecting three more voidlings and a giant scorpion, but thanks to Ekko we somehow managed to fit us all in one single crate, how was that even possible is beyond me, mysteries aside we managed to return to Piltover safely and we were currently staying in Cho'Gath's mansion, after Malzahar cried like a little girl we decided to rest for a few hours before we headed out, apparently Heimerdinger, some great scientist in Piltover, had created some sort of device that would solve our problems.
I hope it works because I'm currently in a dire situation.
Soraka came to see me...and then everything went to hell...I don't know why but both Soraka and Vi were incredibly mad at me...and now they were arguing...on top of me...they were, literally sitting on top of me, arguing as if I were just part of the furniture...a simple chair or sofa...and to make things worse...Sarah decided to follow us, both Soraka and Vi were quite hostile towards her and they didn't give any explanation to me, so I decided to remain quiet and avoid the subject, Sarah was currently kneeling by my side, comforting me, much to Vi's and Soraka's dismay.
-Are you okay? - She asked worriedly caressing my side - I can help you if you wa...
-And may I ask what are you doing here? - Soraka asked giving her a weird smile - are you lost? can I help you with something?
-Yeah, you Fortune bitch, you among us has no right to be here, maybe Vel'Koz thinks you are cool or something, but he is a soft puppy, if you try anything funny I will dunk you down.
-Oh, my! You are quite the rude one, I suppose all the nutrients went to your fat hands instead of your brain.
-I swear to god...I will fucking skin your goat ass and make a pair of pants.
I sighed and just waved at Sarah, she nodded and stayed by my side while Soraka and Vi continued fighting, I wonder how I came to this situation, well I suppose there's no use thinking about it, I should just carry on, at least I'm surrounded by those I'm fond to...I still have this strange feeling every time I see Vi or Soraka and I still remember what Kalista told me in the past...I hope I can keep my promises.
-Now that I think about it... - Vi said trying to punch Soraka - What were you doing in Zaun, Sarah? How did both of you ended up there?
Sarah bit her lip, I may have forgiven her but if Vi learns the truth she might literally rip her head off...and I didn't want that...
-We were ambushed by Noxians, I was forgotten in the sea and Sarah was taken as a prisoner, I was found by a bunch of pirates in The Shadow Isles, you know the rest.
-Really? Is that true?
-I...- Sarah eyed me for a second and gave me a small smile - It's the truth.
-If you say so... - Vi shrugged - ...but I think you owe us a better explanation, I mean, you were LOST for a couple of weeks and those rumors about Demacia...But, oh well, I'll let this one slide.
-Or could it be you just can't follow it at all?
-Alright! You know what? I'm friggin tired of your bullshit, Soraka! Why are you acting like that! weren't you supposed to be some sort of "peaceful" celebrity in Ionia? What the fuck is wrong with you?
-What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you?! What are you to Vel'Koz, anyways?
-Well I...I'm his...ARGH! What are you anyways? It's not like you did something special...
-I kissed him!
-Well...I...He...He touched my breasts! That's right He touched my breasts, it was so good - Vi said smirking.
-He did WHAT?!
-Excuse me, please - Malzahar said stepping in - Master Cho'Gath said it's time, we are departing to Piltover Customs where professor Heimerdinger has, supposedly, created a solution for your void problems.
-I understand, thank you, Malzahar - He bowed and left - Ehm, girls, could you please get off me, I have to go with Cho'Gath and the other voidlings.
-But of course, Honey - Soraka said hopping off and kneeling in front of me - Let us go, I'm sure mister Cho'Gath is waiting for you.
-Wait...Are you coming with us?
-Of course! You already have this pink leech and this red leech, I can't afford any more parasites near you.
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU STUPID GOAT?
-You know exactly what I mean, brute!
-Oh yeah! Well...I'm coming too! That way if you have an accident I can finish your suffering, bitch!
I sighed and once the girls got off me I decided to hurry up and finish this issue quickly, best to get it over and done with before something else happens, then I realized Sarah was looking at me with expectation, I sighed, I'm sure I'm making a serious mistake here...but, oh well, can't get any worse, I suppose...
-Sarah, would you like to come as well?
Her face brightened, she smiled and nodded...while Vi and Soraka looked at me with a murderous aura...
I was wrong...It got worse...
Piltover Customs was a big warehouse beside the Yordle Academy of Science and Progress, while the academy stood tall and proud with big doors made of golden materials and several blue glowing tubes on it, Piltover Customs was a small but wide workshop in comparison, a one-story building with metal doors and a lamp above them, there were several pieces of junk around it and the floor was filled with oil and some other liquids, some of the yordles that were entering or exiting the academy looked at it in wonder, as if there was some sort of treasure hiding behind the iron doors, I haven't met this professor they all talk about, but he is supposed to be an incredible prodigy, even among the most renowned scientist in Piltover, it is said he, single-handedly, changed the destiny of techmaturgy, making it a science reserved to those who had the potential to achieve great things...I myself was interested in this new kind of science, it was, in essence, a completely different school from the hextech devices created massively by Piltover and Zaun...I was excited by these new discoveries, these sciences seem rather difficult but I believe with a bit of effort and a few days in a laboratory I might be able to master the foundations and create new things on my own...but first I must befriend this Heimerdinger, he might be the key for a perfect introduction in this field...
I just wish I could have done this on my own...
Both Soraka and Vi have been fighting among each other since we exited the mansion, sometimes they would just glare at each other and some other times they will simply yell in the middle of the street, I still ignored the reason behind such hostility, I tried asking the other voidlings but with no results, I guess it will remain a mystery, to make things worst Sarah came with us, and she was in the middle of them, suffering the most, she would sometimes glance towards me asking for help...but it was hopeless, I had no saying in the matter...and I'm afraid if I ever talk they will kill me for sure...I can only pray for her...
-What do you mean he is not ready?! - Cho'Gath asked to a terrified yordle in front of Piltover customs.
-I...I'm sorry...but he said it's not ready yet...
-He called me here! Are you suggesting he lied?
-No...No...but it's not ready...Who called you here, dear...abomination?
-I'm a gentleman, you fool! And Rumble called me saying it was ready for us.
-I'm sorry, sir, but you have to wait.
-For how long?
-Fifteen minutes...maybe?
-Unbelievable! - Cho'Gath said stomping the ground - Get lost before I chomp off your head - The little yordle ran away screaming like a little girl...maybe she was a girl...I can't really tell.
-So, What's up? - Kha'Zix asked Cho'Gath.
-He is not ready so we have to wait.
-See, I told you we should have brought the limousine, now we have to wait in this sun.
-Like hell I'm letting Kog'Maw into my limousine, it's brand new and I won't risk my baby.
-Man, Money has changed you.
-Well, excuse me but I am a gentleman, you can't expect me to lower my standards to some country bumpkins.
-Well, I am also a gentleman...of the road...but a gentleman.
Cho'Gath and Kha'Zix started arguing about what really means to be a gentleman, Kog'Maw was playing with Rek'Sai and the girls were fighting once again, with nothing better to do I decided to explore my surroundings and see if there was something interesting to study while I waited, aside from the tall buildings , the cars, and the pedestrians there was almost nothing worth any effort, it was quite remarkable how used I have become to Piltover, the first time I arrived in this city I couldn't believe the humans could build such impressive structures, now I was amazed by what they could achieve with their ideals and beliefs.,.It's funny how I used to find those things pitiable and useless...and now I'm never tired of listening to them...I want to learn more and discover the real meaning of humanity...humans are, indeed, exceptional...
-Hey, Querido Señor, Would you like some tacos? - Someone called for me.
I turned around and saw a pretty colorful stall, decorated with green, white and red colors, at the front was an emblem of an eagle eating a snake on top of a prickly pear surrounded by a laurel wreath, above the stall was a sign that said "Tacos y Pozole del Tio Zed" In big red letters, behind the stall was standing a peculiar man wearing a metal mask with a moustache on top of it and a weird hat, big and yellow and a few red strands at the sides, he was also wearing a white apron that read "Gracias por el puente Miguelon", He was somehow familiar...but I couldn't tell...maybe if he had some sort of concrete block on his back and a torch in one of his hands...
-Excuse me? - I asked confused - Have we met before.
-Of course no, Guapo, I'm just selling Tacos here, I asked if you wanted one?
-Eh...No, I'm afraid I don't really know what a Taco is.
-Oh, That's such a shame...So tell me, Amigo, are you okay?
-Well...I am...I'm just a bit confused by I'm okay.
-Are you sure?
-Yes, I am okay...Why are you asking?
-Oh...You know...It's simply out of curiosity... - He said chuckling - it's just that you look like one of my friends...He was a good guy...a bit naive and noble...but he was a cool dude...One day...thanks to my own stupidity he...he was...punished...and I've wanted to apologize for the longest time...but I guess since you are okay...he might be okay...I'm sorry, I know this must be weird for you...I just wanted to talk about it with someone.
-It's okay, It was interesting to talk to you...almost as if...you were my friend...
-Really? I'm glad to hear that...so about the taco...
-VEL'KOZ! - Kha'Zix came running to me - Vel'Koz, I need your help, could you please tell Cho'Gath what a gentleman is? - He said looking at the stall and then at the man, after a few moments he facepalmed himself...or tried to since he doesn't have palms - Zed...what the fuck are you doing here?
-Zed, who's that? - The man said trying to cover his face with his hands.
-You, You are Zed.
-No, Yo soy...Carlos Santana...
-The stall has Zed on it.
-Oh...that...that is just...a typo...
-From Carlos Santana...to Zed?
-Let's just say I suck with computers...
-THAT SHIT ISN'T EVEN PRINTED, SOMEONE CUT THE LETTERS FROM A RED COLORED PAPER AND GLUED IT.
-Oh...well...Me can't speak tu idioma...
-YOU JUST DID, YOU IDIOT:
-Hey, honey! - A young teenager with white hair, purple eyes, and a mustache said appearing behind Carlos - I've brought the tortillas you asked for...Oh! - She said looking at Kha'Zix - ...Hola, extranjero.
-WHAT THE FUCK IS SYNDRA DOING HERE?
-No, yo me llamo Carlos Santana.
-ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT? PLEASE! AT LEAST TELL ME DE IDIOTS ARE NOT HERE!
-Hey, Zed - A man with a bush in his head said walking towards us - I couldn't find any...oh!...hey, there Kha! who's your friend? My name is Yas... - then he saw Carlos with white hair waving at him - I mean...- He placed a fake mustache on his face - Mi nombre es Carlos Santana.
No one spoke for a few moments, I watched as Kha'Zix trembled in anger.
-You...You...YOU IDIOTS - Kha'Zix finally snapped - YOU ARE CARLOS SANTANA, HE IS CARLOS SANTANA, SHE IS CARLOS SANTANA, I AM CARLOS SANTANA, ARE THERE ANY OTHER CARLOS SANTANA I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
From below the floor, a hole appeared and a woman wearing green clothes and a mustache in her face jumped out and slapped Kha'Zix in his face.
-Here's Carlos Santana! - She said dancing in the middle of the street.
Kha'Zix remained still for a few seconds, after that he simply shook his head and left without looking back.
-That was fun! - Carlos Santana with green clothes said hopping around - I didn't know today was annoy Kha'Zix day.
-No silly, that's the 15th - Carlos Santana with white hair said checking her calendar.
-Anyways, thank you for listening to me, Squidward - Carlos Santana with an apron said - but I think your friends are calling you.
I turned around and saw Soraka and Vi waving at me, it seems Heimerdinger is ready for us.
-Well, it's been fun, I guess, but I still don't know what a taco is? - I turned around only to find nothing, the stall, and Carlos Santana were gone - ...Uh...Okay...I guess...I'll leave...- I said and left more confused than before - Now that I think about it...I still don't know what a Taco is...
-We are never talking about this, okay? - Kha'Zix told me quietly - It never happen, we never met those idiots, Are we clear?
-Yes, I understand.
-You will never, ever, not even in a million years talk about it, come on, Say it.
-Kha'Zix, I'm not sure if I should...
-SAY IT!
-Okay, I promise I will never, ever, not even in a million years talk about it.
-Good - Kha'Zix nodded.
-Kha'Zix, Can I ask you a question?
-Whatever, dude.
-What's a taco?
-Well, A taco is...a Taco is...Uh...now that I think about it...What the fuck is a taco?
-What are you guys talking about? - Cho'Gath asked curiously.
-Science.
-What?
-Yes, Science, can you see we are surrounded by science, what else could we possibly talking about if not science.
-Well...I...think you are right, what indeed.
Even I could find some sense in Kha'Zix comment, around us there was nothing but what he said, Science, there were several cylindrical objects erupting electricity around it, dozens of blackboards with complicated algorithms and blueprints covered most of the walls, there were several unfinished projects all over the floor, some turrets, a bunch of cars and some destroyed robots, at the end of the warehouse there was a big computer with several monitors shining in blue light and a small keyboard and a chair in front of it.
-Heimerdinger? - Cho'Gath growled - Where are you?
The small chair shook for a bit and it turned around from it a small being hopped off and strode towards us, he was a yordle, I could tell, he had a furry golden face, his eyes were concealed behind two blue goggles, he was wearing some sort of work clothes and had some sort of rocket sticking out of his head.
-Hello there, Mister Cho'Gath, I'm really glad you came to my humble lab.
-You mean OUR lab, I paid for everything you have here.
-Ah, yes, as you wish - He shrugged and continued talking - You must have come for the new machine I created.
-Yes, that is correct, I brought all of my friends as you asked for.
-Splendid! Now please follow me - He walked to his left and waved for us to follow - As you may know, we, the denizens of this world, know almost nothing about such dimension called The Void, We know it exists since creatures such as Cho'Gath and company managed to cross to our realm, and even with your presence here there are a lot of unsolved questions, How were the portals open? Where are these portals? How can we activate them? Can we use the energy of the Void for our own purposes? What is this Void energy? How can it affect us? Are the voidlings dangerous?
-Maybe I can answer those questions - I interrupted the professor - No, We do not know how were the portals open, we simply came through them, I believe the portals are in a land called Icathia, as for the whereabouts of said city I'm afraid I have no answers, only Voidborns can open the portals but even we do not know the proper procedure to do so, I'm not really sure if you can use the energy of the void, the energy of the void it's a cluster of different kinds of mana beams colliding in the space, this energy is strong enough to break the variables and vectors, proof is that there is no time or sense in the Void, we, voidlings have grown accustomed to it and that's why we possess such forms, I'm afraid the energy of the Void is incredibly dangerous for the denizens of this realm as it can kill instantly or even mutated organism into dreadful abominations, there are special cases where the Void only corrupts the organism granting incredible powers but damaging the psyche of the subject, turning them into killing machines with no other purpose but complete extermination, and for your last question...I would like to think we can have a peaceful relationship with the beings of this world...but the answer would be yes...Voidlings are dangerous.
An abyssal silence filled the warehouse as Heimerdinger took notes of everything I said, after he was done he read his notes one last time.
-How did you reach this conclusion?
-I've done my own share of research in the void.
-Yes, But how?
-I disintegrated my fellow voidlings.
-You...What?!
-Yes, by disintegrating organism I am able to study their whole components and reach more accurate conclusions.
-I don't agree with your methods, but by golly, do you get results! Anyways, You and I will study those questions together after this, I've realized you can be reasoned with and I believe you will play an important part in my research - I nodded at his statement - As I was saying we can't answer most of those questions...but the last one is obvious, Voidlings are dangerous, so I, with the help of some colleges, have designed this machine in order to control the urges you, voidlings, suffer through the day - Heimerdinger said walking towards a big structure covered with a cloth - and here we have it - He said pulling the cloth off.
The machine had some sort of crystal tube in the middle and two big metal cylinders at the sides, there was a strange light coming from behind the machine and every now and then a small spark will jump out of it.
-This is the Solve-Their-Problems-And-Get-Money 3000! A guaranteed solution to your everyday voidling problems! Only $99.99! No scam! But words mean nothing in this business! Let's have a look at what this baby can do! but first...what do you think is the biggest problem about voidlings?
-There are no suits in my size - Cho'Gath said sadly.
-I don't have a house - Kha'Zix said shedding a single tear.
-What's a taco? - I said reluctantly.
-Food problems! - Vi chirped behind us.
Suddenly Heimerdinger looked extremely shocked, he walked towards Vi and the other girls behind us shaking his head.
-No, no, calm down, Cecil - He talked to himself - The She-devil is not here, that brute is not real, she is not... - And then he saw Vi smiling cheekily.
-What's up, doc? -Vi greeted.
-NOOO! - Heimerdinger yelled - NO, SHE IS BACK! SHE IS BACK! - and then he hopped on top of Cho'Gath.
-Professor! What's wrong? - Cho'Gath asked trying to catch him.
-I WANT HER OUT OF HER! GET THAT SHE-HULK OUT OF MY LAB!
-Come on, professor, It's me, Vi, The enforcer...you can't still be mad about last time...right?
-BE MAD? YOU DESTROYED MY WORK OF 30 YEARS, I WAS GOING TO CHANGE THE FATE OF HEXTECH DEVICES...AND YOU USED MY LIFE'S WORK AS A PUNCHING BAG! I'm not mad...I'M FURIOUS, GET OUT OF MY LAB!
-What's wrong?! - Soraka said appearing behind Vi followed by Sarah - I heard someone scream, is everything okay?
-THE...THERE ARE THREE OF THEM?! - Heimerdinger yell hopping off of Cho'Gath and landing on top of me - ENOUGH! I WANT EVERYONE WITH A DOBLE X CHROMOSOME OUT OF MY LAB!
-What? -Vi said tilting her head.
-I WANT EVERY GIRL OUT! YOU, THE SLUTTY PIRATE, OUT! YOU, CARETAKER OF THE RUINS, OUT! AND YOU, FEMALE HARAMBEE, OUT!
-WHAT WAS THAT?
-YOU HEARD ME, OUT! OUT!
-Well...then Rek'Sai has to come as well!
-Who?
-Rek'Sai...that scary monster beside the slug...She is a girl!
-Implying that Rek'Sai is a girl would mean that you are one...WHICH YOU ARE NOT!
-Well...you know what? FINE, WE WILL LEAVE, COME ON, GIRLS, LET'S GO!
-Professor, should I call the Zoo-keepers on my way out and tell them their gorilla is on the run?
-I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU, GOAT!
Soraka and Vi left arguing with each other, Sarah gave me a thoughtful glare and followed them, we heard them close the door behind them.
-Now - Heimerdinger said snapping his fingers, a clicking sound was heard in the distance - I doubt that She-Devil can break through my reinforced doors...so where were we?...ah, Yes! Void problems!...Can you repeat your problems?
-Suits! - Cho'Gath voiced.
-Houses! - Kha'Zix remarked.
-...Tacos? - I asked.
-Yes...all of them are...wrong...sadly...the She-devil was right...Food!
-Excuse me? - both Kha'Zix and Cho'Gath asked, clearly confused.
-Yes, allow me to show you... - Heimerdinger said snapping his fingers once again.
The machine came to life and began making strange noises, I saw a bunch of particles dancing in the crystal tube, the particles began collapsing in a single spot, building something white, at the end of the process the crystal tube opened and a human-shaped mannequin walked out slowly, it stood there in silence.
-Ta-Dah! - Heimerdinger said hopping off me and landing in front of the mannequin - This little baby is, basically, a food dispenser, these humanoid snacks are made of every vitamin and mineral voidlings may need to sustain themselves in this world...so what do you think?
-What do I think? - Cho'Gath began...furious? - What could I possibly think?...ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT, PROFESSOR?
-Excuse me?
- Yeah! You piece of shit - Kha'Zix spat - Why is that thing shaped like a human? Are you implying we only eat human-shaped things?
-Well...I mean...You are voidlings so I thought...
-That's racist!
-I can ensure the quality of this product...at leas,t give it a try.
Cho'Gath and Kha'Zix looked at each other and the both nodded, they left Kog'Maw to come closer to the mannequin.
-Alright, Kogi - Cho'Gath began - Please bite this thing and tell us how it tastes, understood?
-EAT!
-Good, Try it.
Kog'Maw leaped towards the mannequin and chomped a part of its head, Kog'Maw chew on it for a few moments and then he stopped, suddenly he puked a stream of green goo and fell to the ground coughing in pain.
-Taste like shit...-He finally said and barfed again.
-SEE! WHAT'S YOUR EXPLANATION?
Heimerdinger looked extremely shocked, he twitched for a few seconds and then sighed, he walked towards the machine and shouted.
-RUMBLE! ZIGGS! GET YOUR SORRY ASSES OVER HERE!
Two young yordles came slowly, one of them was pretty short, even for a yordle, the other had a zoned-out aura and was more interested in a small bomb in his hands.
-What's wrong, professor? - the smallest yordle asked.
-Well, Rumble, it seems I can't let ANYTHING in your hands, your project was a complete failure.
-Wait...they didn't like my idea?
- Exactly, I' extremely disappointed in both of you...but especially on you, Ziggs, you are my protege...and yet you do this to me.
-Uh? Did ya say something, professor?
-I'm...really...TIRED OF YOUR STUPIDITY!
-WELL, PROFESSOR, YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS PROJECT BY YOURSELF - Rumble responded stomping in the ground.
-YEAH! I ONLY WANT TO MAKE BOMBS, NOT THIS IDIOTIC THINGS.
-YOU ARE SUCH A SELL-OUT, PROFESSOR, sometimes I think you just don't care about us!
-What the hell do either of you have to be so uncertain about, wrench brands? favorite food? what I do with my inventions? Come on, spit it out!
-Well, You don't exactly make it easy, professor, you always tell me what to do and never let me explore my own path by myself, and if I do you say I'm nothing but a failure! - Ziggs said kicking the machine.
-What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you? You always let me out of everything, you never let me work together with you two, I just stay by myself doing nothing! - Rumble said helplessly.
-Alright, alright! Cool it! I see what's happening here...you are both young...you both are unsure about your place in the universe, you both want to be the professor's favorite, well, I can fix this, Rumble, Ziggs, sit down - Both Rumble and Ziggs doubted for a second but did as they were told - Now listen, I know that the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that, as far as I am concerned, you both are pieces of shit! - Both Rumble and Ziggs yelped in shock - Yeah! I can prove it mathematically...actually, let me grab my whiteboard...This has been a long time coming anyway - Heimerdinger said looking for something behind the machine.
-Uh...Cho'Gath, don't you think we should stop them? - I asked quietly.
-Did you say something? - He asked with his mouth full of popcorn.
-...nevermind.
-Hold on...I think I already made the calculus on my computer - Heimerdinger said walking towards his computer - Now let's see... - He said clicking on the keyboard- ...Here it is! - In the main monitor appeared a schematic of both Rumble and Ziggs with a bunch of numbers, equations, and notes - So, as you can see on the monitor, you both are equally unbearable, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical birdbrain homunculus, and I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half of the time because I don't go by height or age, I go by the amount of pain in my ass, which makes you both identical, so, without further I want you to tell what exactly did you do to create this machine...So I can fix it and sell it for the double of its original price.
-Wait...What? - Cho'Gath asked angered.
-Oh! Shut up, you gentleman wannabe, you could buy the whole city of Piltover and still have enough money to go to the Vanilla Unicorn and make it rain.
-What's the Vanilla Unicorn? - I asked gingerly.
-A strip-club.
-What's...a strip-club?
-Don't worry...I'm going there after this, you can come with me and I can teach you the secrets of life...and I also need a shot...Come on, rumble, spill the beans.
-I attuned the machine to Voidlings...so it would create human-shaped food for them.
-Well...It worked...but the food taste like shit, now, Ziggs, what did you do?
-A bomb.
-As always, well, it seems I can...Wait...You said a bomb...A bomb? A real bomb?
-Yeah!
-...Where is the bomb?
-Right here! - Ziggs said patting the machine.
-So...The machine is a bomb.
-Yes!
-When is it going to, you know, explode?
The machine suddenly started to shine with a red light, the particles inside of the tube began to spin with unnatural speed, several gas leaks appeared all over the machine and a beeping sound could be heard somewhere inside of the workshop.
-In ten seconds! - Ziggs said smiling cheerfully.
-REK'SAI, PROTECT KOG'MAW! KHA'ZIX, GRAB RUMBLE! VEL'KOZ, GET THE PROFESSOR AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF ZIGGS! - Cho'Gath yelled, suddenly the machine started to shine - EVERYONE, HIT THE GROU...
I couldn't hear the last part of it, I felt waves of energy colliding against my body, I hugged the professor more closely to me as I felt a sudden burst of energy rushing through my limbs, my vision was clouded with a bright light, I could feel my limbs losing strenght, it was hot, extremely hot and uncomfortable and then, everthing went black, I was again in the abyss, but it was different, I felt the cold in my back and there was this...smell in the air...it filled my...I don't know but I felt something inside of me...moving...it felt alive...what happened to me...I opened my eyes, everything was blurred but I could identify the smoke above me, luckily, there was no fire, but I still felt hot.
-KHA'ZIX! VEL'KOZ! REK'SAI! KOG'MAW! ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?! - I heard Cho'Gath's voice at the distance...but it was different...I can't tell how.
-I'm fine! - Kha'Zix answered nearby - but I feel weird...I think...I think my schytes are gone!...SHIT! WHAT THE SHIT HAPPENED TO ME?
-Guys! - an unknown feminine voice said at the distance - Can you hear me?...wait...I can hear myself...I'm talking! I CAN SEE!...IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT BUT I CAN SEE! THIS IS AWESOME!
-Everyone, calm down! - Heimerdinger said getting up - The power will be back in a few...Oh, My, God! - I felt a small hand touching my...my...my what? - What the hell happened here?
I saw the blurred shadow of the yordle in front of me and I raised one of limbs trying to touch him...wait...my limb...has five smaller limbs on it...it feels...restrictive...It feels...It feels...
...
It a hand...
A human hand...
...
It's my hand...
,,,
I am a human now.
YES!
I
JUST
DID
THAT!
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