EPISODE THIRTEEN: ROBOTNIK GOES UNDER THE SEA!
Author's Note: Splash Woman is from Mega Man 9.
Listening Music: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog- Robotnik's Theme
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"Well, I think I've figured something out." Wily put the capsule that was inside Splash Woman under a microscope. "Take a look at this."
Sucker marks were clearly visible on the capsule's casing.
"SOOO, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!" Robotnik didn't get it.
"...Remember that off-handed comment about my ex wanting revenge?"
"YES?! SO- WAIT… I WAS RIGHT?!" Robotnik was having trouble believing that his off-handed guess was right on the money.
"Yes. There's only one person who knows how to operate machines and has tentacles that I know…" Wily intoned. "And it's my ex-girlfriend, Ursula!"
Robotnik raised his eyebrow. "YOU DATED HER?"
Wily rolled his eyes. "Mutual bonding over world domination. Sue me, I have really poor taste, it seems."
Robotnik stood up and patted his friend on the back. "WELL, I CAN'T LET SOMEONE RUIN MY EVIL SCIENCE COLLEAGUE'S HARD WORK!" He posed dramatically. "WHERE'S THIS URSULA HIDING?!"
Wily laughed. "Sorry, Ivo, but that won't work. She lives at the bottom of the ocean, and last I checked, you don't have gills. BUT I can probably whip something up… give me a minute!"
Wily ran off into his lab and loud crashing noises and explosions were heard for half an hour.
Wily came out of his lab carrying a large bubble-shaped helmet with an antenna on it.
"WHAT IS THAT, EXACTLY?" Robotnik questioned.
"Introducing my newest invention, the Bubble Helmet! I ripped off Bubble Man's mask and used it to make this! Now you can breathe underwater indefinitely! I think."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK?!"
"Hey, it's better than nothing. Besides, I'm not letting you go in there alone! I've brought you some backup! COME ON OUT!"
A large door opened up, and behind it was… SPLASH WOMAN!
"WHAT?! HOW?! WHAAAAAAA-"
"Calm down, Ivo, I fixed her! Now she's back to normal!"
"Sorry about earlier, Robo!" Splash Woman sauntered over, every sign of her possessed state completely gone. "Wasn't in the best of moods. That Ursula, NO ONE disrupts MY show and gets away with it! SHE'S GOING DOWN!"
Robotnik looked over at Wily. "ARE YOU SURE SHE'S BETTER?" Wily chuckled. "Oh, Ivo, this is how she is normally. What you see on stage is completely different. Now, off with you two, I have another surprise!"
"YOU NEVER CEASE TO IMPRESS, ALBERT!" Robotnik announced.
"Well, he's certainly a big boy, isn't he?" Splash Woman muttered to herself.
Standing before the two was a giant robotic dragon pacing around in a room, chewing on a large metal girder.
"I call him Drago." Both Robotnik and Splash Woman looked at him with incredulous looks on their faces. "Yes, I know I'm terrible with names. But he'll take you wherever you want to go, even underwater!"
"Uh… Nice dragon?" Splash Woman slowly approached, obvious fear on her face.
Drago turned around and…
...nuzzled Splash Woman.
"Aren't you the cutest little dragon! Yes, you are!"
"WILY, YOU REALLY HAVE GRADUATED BEYOND MAKING STUPID THEMED KILLING MACHINES!" Robotnik said.
"Oh, stop it. Go! TAKE DOWN URSULA AND PROTECT MY SHOW BUSINESS!" Wily pointed forcefully at Drago.
Splash Woman was scratching Drago's belly. "Oh, you're such a cute little killing machine!"
Wily facepalmed. "Perhaps we should wait until Splash Woman has overcome the cuteness proximity effect." Robotnik nodded.
Listening Music: Mr. Krabs' Theme
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"URSULA!" Mr. Krabs kicked open the door to Ursula's boudoir, panting in exhaustion.
She turned around, grimacing. "WHAT is it, Eugene? You KNOW not to bother me when I'm in the middle of something!"
"There's a GRRRREAT BIG MECHANICAL DRAGON HEADING TOWARDS OUR LAIRRRRR-"
"WHAT?!" Ursula rushed out to the window, confirming it was true. The large dragon robot was getting closer.
"I recognize that robot, it's from Doctor WILY! Hmph. Trying to win me back, is he? Well, that's too bad!" She pointed at Mr. Krabs. "FIRE THE TORPEDOES!"
"YES, MA'AM!" Mr. Krabs ran off.
"I'll teach that scientist to scorn ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Ursula laughed evilly.
WILL URSULA BE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN KING DEDEDE?
WILL ROBOTNIK'S BUBBLE HELMET ACTUALLY WORK?
WILL MR. KRABS EVER GET A PAY RAISE?
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBOTNIK'S GRAND DOMINATION, "ROBOTNIK HAS A BETTER OFFER!"