EPISODE SIXTEEN: ROBOTNIK RUNS LIKE HELL FROM A BIGASS SHARK!

Author's Note: Bruce is from Finding Nemo.

Listening Music: Finding Nemo: PS2 Game OST 08: Submarine

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HUGEASS BLOODTHIRSTY SHARK!

BRUCE!

"COME BACK HERE, TASTY THINGS!" Bruce yelled loudly! He tried to force himself into the shipwreck, but his massive girth prevented him from fitting all the way, and he got stuck!

"Well, I tried the diplomatic approach!" Mr. Krabs said as he fled frantically.
"DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING THAT CAN PUT DOWN THAT MONSTROSITY?!" Robotnik yelled in response.

"He may be strong, but he gets tired easily! If we can wear him out long enough- AAAAAA!"

Bruce slammed against the ship again, sending our heroes careening down the passageway!
Splash Woman, who was not affected due to not standing on the ground, noticed a passage towards the lower decks of the ship!
"Come on, dimwits, down there! He'll have a hard time getting to us in there!"
Everyone ran into the passageway and frantically ran down the stairs!
"WHERE ARE YOU, TASTY HUMANS?!" Bruce's voice rang through the ship like a foghorn on steroids!

The three looked around the room they were in frantically, but there was no way out!

"WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO HERE?!" Robotnik yelled.

Before they could react, the ship began to lift UP OUT OF THE GROUND!

"WAAAAAAAA!" All three of the people began to scream!
"I think Bruce is turnin' this vessel upside down!" Krabs yelled. "I got an idea!"

Krabs grabbed a big dislodged beam, and started to lift it!
"IF WE CAN USE THIS THING, WE CAN KEEP 'IM AT BAY!"

Robotnik and Splash Woman understood immediately, and immediately ran over to help lift the beam! They hefted it onto their shoulders-
"HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S BRUCIE!"
Bruce busted through the wall again, directly in front of them, and began to thrash around trying to get inside at the tasty little meat chunks in front of him!

The trio hefted the beam and bashed Bruce directly in the face with it!

"OW!" Bruce said.

The trio continued to do this again and again, and Bruce began to bleed visibly!

"Oooooogh- I'm feeling a bit tired-" Bruce began to move more slowly at a lethargic pace! Perhaps they could pull through after all-

"OH NO!" Mr. Krabs yelled in fear! "HE'S GONNA HAVE A RELAPSE FROM THE BLOOD! IT SENDS HIM INTO A BLOOD FRENZYY!"

Sure enough, Bruce ended up snorting the cloud of blood that was in the water, and his eyes got a dangerous shine to them!

Bruce immediately came back to his senses and began attacking ever fiercer, his thrashing causing the entire ship to begin to splinter and come down around them!

"COME HERE TASTY HUMANS! I HAVE A SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU TODAY, A FREE TOUR OF BRUCE'S BELLY!" Bruce rambled on at the top of his lungs insanely!

The trio slammed him with the beam repeatedly, but he shrugged it off like it was nothing!

He chomped down on the beam like it was nothing, splintering it with a single bite!

Mr. Krabs happened to be in front of Robotnik and Splash Woman, and had an expression of extreme resolve and courage where there should have been fear!
"YOU TWO! GO!"
The two looked at each other, and immediately began to protest!

"Wait, what? Don't be insane!"
"I WOULDN'T EVEN CONSIDER LEAVING A USEFUL ASSET BEHIND-"

"OH PLEASE!" Krabs flexed his muscles! "THEY DON'T CALL ME 'IRON SHELL' KRABS FOR NOTHIN! I CAN HANDLE THIS FOOL!"

He leapt towards Bruce screaming at the top of his lungs!

"COME AT ME, YOU BIG CLUMSY-"

He was cut off by Bruce simply opening his mouth and swallowing Mr. Krabs.

The duo ran like hell!

"I'M NOT LETTING YOU ESCAAAAAPE!"

The ship began to rumble intensely!

It flew up into the air, and Robotnik and Splash Woman got slammed against the floor!

THE SHIP BURST INTO SAWDUST AS BRUCE RAMMED HIMSELF ENTIRELY THROUGH IT!

Robotnik and Splash Woman were flailing around in midair!

Bruce quickly took notice of Splash Woman and bolted toward her, grinning evilly!

"YOU'RE MINE!"
Splash Woman whipped out her trident in response!

"Not likely, you big son of a bitch!"
She blasted bolt after bolt of energy at Bruce, knocking him for a loop!
"NO ONE HURTS A FRIEND OF MINE AND GETS AWAY WITH IIIIIT!"
Splash Woman charged at Bruce, her trident aiming directly for his eye!

Bruce noticed and quickly slammed her hard with his tail, knocking her away into a wall!
Splash Woman sparked and popped!
"Uugh, my propulsion circuits!" She looked towards the rapidly approaching Bruce with a mixture of fear and defiance!
Bruce tried to chomp down on her, but her trident was keeping his jaws apart!
"AAAAGH! IVO! HELP MEEEE!"

Listening Music: Sonic '06: The Time-Space Rift: His World (Sad Version)

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Robotnik had been attempting to sneak away from the wreckage of the ship when he heard Splash Woman's scream!
He had figured, if he could get away scot-free, than he'd be able to come back later and properly finish off Bruce, but…

Then Splash Woman would be nothing but scrap metal.

Sure, Wily could rebuild her, but it wouldn't be the same one, would it?

Robotnik's head hurt from these moral struggles!
He actually had friends for once in his life other than Wily, and he needed to keep them to progress his goals!

That, and it felt like… he'd feel sad for the first time in his life. He actually cared about another person!
"NO NO NO! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE COLD UNFEELING ROBOTNIK-"

He shook his head. Now wasn't the time to be debating semantics!

IT DIDN'T MATTER HOW HE HAD CHANGED, SPLASH WOMAN NEEDED HIS HELP RIGHT NOW!

Listening Music: Sonic '06: Solaris 2 Theme

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"AAAARGH!" Splash Woman's trident was beginning to crack under the immense pressure of Bruce's jaws! She was beginning to lose strength!
"HEY, BIG BOY!" Robotnik yelled from far away!

Bruce let go of Splash Woman and turned towards the noise! She fell to the ocean floor and collapsed from exhaustion!

"SHE'S A ROBOT! SHE'S NOT TASTY AT ALL, TOO MANY BITS OF METAL!"
He thumped his chest! "BUT ME, I'M PURE FLESH AND BLOOD! COME AND GET IT, YA BIG LUNKER!"

Bruce charged at Robotnik, but Robotnik stood his ground and epically posed in a dramatic fashion!

Right before Bruce could chomp on Robotnik, he leapt up, into the air…

AND ONTO BRUCE'S BACK, GRABBING ONTO HIS DORSAL FIN!

"YEEEHAW! GIDDYAP!" Robotnik slapped the side of the dorsal fin!
"WHAT?! GET OFF ME!" Bruce thrashed around furiously, trying to get off the intruder, but Robotnik held on tightly!
"WHAT'S THE MATTER, BRUCIE? CAN'T GET A TINY FLEA OF A HUMAN OFF YOUR BACK?" Robotnik laughed heartily!

Bruce charged towards a nearby rock formation back first, but Robotnik let go at the last second, causing Bruce to crash into the wall and a load of rocks to come down at batter him severely!
"OW! OW! UNCLE! UNCLE!"
"DON'T WORRY!" Robotnik swiftly moved over to Bruce's eye and the Robotnik Buster v1.5 started glowing!
"UNCLE ROBOTNIK'S GONNA GIVE YOU AN EYE EXAM!"
He unloaded the full charge beam directly into Bruce's eye!
"OOOOWWWWWUUUUAAAARRRRGGGHGHHHHHHH!"

Bruce thrashed around furiously, before slowly coming to a stop and dropping to the bottom of the bottom of the ocean floor!

Robotnik posed dramatically, in an extremely epic fashion!

Listening Music: Spongebob Battle For Bikini Bottom: Spongebob's Dream

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Robotnik slowly picked up Splash Woman's unconscious body and slipped it onto Drago's back.

"GO TAKE HER BACK TO ALBERT, AND MAKE SURE HE SENDS SOME BACKUP!"

Drago flew off in a flash, leaving Robotnik in front of the mysterious cave that had appeared from the wreckage of the ship.
Clearly one way to go!

Robotnik charged in, rage plastered across his face!

WILL ROBOTNIK ACTUALLY TAKE DOWN URSULA?
WILL WILY REMEMBER TO SEND BACKUP?
AND WILL ROBOTNIK PULL ANOTHER PREVIOUSLY-UNSEEN WEAPON OUT OF NOWHERE?!

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBOTNIK'S GRAND DOMINATION, "ROBOTNIK GETS PUT IN A VERY COMPROMISING SITUATION!"