"Who the hell is that?" Dean asked

"Cass, Are you okay?" Sam asked.

Elaine took the pies out of Cass's arms. "You might want to catch him."

"What did you do to him?" Sam asked as he caught Cass.

"We flew to Scotland to get Dean pie. He'll be unconscious for a while."

"Who are you and why are you getting me pie with Cass?" Dean asked

"Because," Elaine said opening the pie tin and handing Dean a piece, "he wanted to kill me for making you mad."

"You're the fanfiction demon," Sam said grabbing the angel blade off the floor.

"Observant little moose, aren't cha." Elaine said putting the pie tins on the table

"Oh my God. This is the best pie I ever ate in my life!" Dean said. He grabbed the first pie tin.

"What are you?" Sam asked.

"A witch, quite powerful for my age. Also president of the Superwholock Fanclub."

"Superwholock?" Dean asked threw a mouth full of pie.

"Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Sherlock crossover. It's really great. I imagined you guys had British accents because of the other two, but whatever. You're still hot without the accents, so that's good"

"Did you make those kids go missing?" Sam asked

"Hell ya. They all bullied me, and I needed to get caught up on my binging."

"Will you bring them back?"

"They would tell on me if I did, so I sort of made them commit suicide."

"What's stopping us from killing you?" Dean asked, grabbing the second pie tin.

"A: You won't get any more of these pies if you do, and B: Mine and Cass's brains are connected. If you kill me, your angel dies too. But, interesting fact, if Cass dies, I only get a minor head ache. Isn't that cool?"

"Okay, what's to stop us from torturing you to take the spell off Cass?" Dean asked

"Dean, she's just a little girl!" Sam said.

"A little girl that's KILLING people Sam!"

Sam looked back at Elaine. "Come with me."

"Umm… ya, no. I don't want to. Dean wants to torture me, and that usually isn't a good way to make me go with you."

"I promise you he won't."

Elaine looks deep into Sam's eyes. "ĦaþiscæşŞ" She said and disappeared

"Look what you did Dean."

"Dude, this pie is freaking amazing." Dean said as he plopped some in Sam's hand. Sam rolled his eyes

"Ramona, Dad, I'm home!"

"You're father is at work, sweetie, and welcome back." Elaine's step-mom said

"K, I'll be in my room, if anyone comes, don't let them in."

"Why?" She asked. Elaine doesn't answer.

"This is the best pie ever." Sam said

"I know right!" Dean replied, "I could live on this forever!"

"There's only one tin left. Should we leave some for Cass?"

"I'm Cass's Senpai, he'll be happy if I eat his share." Dean said and started shoving pie from the final pie tin into his mouth.

"Don't eat my share" Sam said, grabbing more.

Cass slowly opened his eyes, but shot them open once he saw Dean. "SENPAI!" Cass yelled happily as he jumped up and hugged Dean.

"Morning Cass." Dean said.

"Are you okay?" Sam asked, "And please don't say you're always okay because Dean's there."

"I'm always okay because Dean's here. Dean is more worthful than life. With him, my existence feels magical."

"Poetic." Dean said as he ate more pie. "Thanks for the pie Cass."

"Anything for you Senpai." Cass said, hugging tighter and smiling bigger.

"What's the name of the girl you were hanging with?" Sam asked

Cass ignored him and started petting Dean's face, which Dean noticeably was uncomfortable with.

"What's the name of the girl you were hanging with, Cass?" Dean asked.

"Elaine Silvia Pond. Are you happy my Senpai?"

"Yes, and I would be more happy if I knew her address."

"9450 Platen Court." Cass said as he licked Dean's face. "You taste as good as you smell Senpai." He said lovingly, Cass then put his head on Dean's shoulder and his hand through Dean's hair.

"Let's go before Cass sews you too together." Sam said, grabbing the last pie.

Castiel's eyes lit up at the idea. "Do not sew us together. And steal Sam's pie." Dean commands.

"Okay Senpai." Cass says. He stole the pie from Sam's hand and handed it to Dean. Dean smiled at Sam triumphantly as he took a bite.

"I'll let Cass get shotgun." Sam says a she starts heading to the motel door, the pies all completely finished.

"Thank you Sam, your sacrifice is greatly appreciated." Cass said as he dragged Dean to the car.

"Thanks Sammy." Dean says sarcastically. They pile into the Impala, Cass stares at Dean with love filled eyes the whole drive.

"9450 Platen court" Sam said as they parked in front of said house

"There's a heavy warding on the house. Dean and I can't go in."

"Dean and I?" Dean questioned "Last time I checked, I'm not affected by wardings."

"Dean, Cass obviously loves you, a lot. If you go into a place with a murderous witch, where Cass can't protect you, or even see you, he'll probably do something crazy even though we're fine." Sam argued

Dean looked at Cass who was staring at him with bright blue, loving eyes. "Please don't go Senpai."

"I'll stay if you stop calling me Senpai."

Cass smiled. "Of course Dean!" He yelled as he tried to hug him, the car getting in the way.

"If I'm in trouble, I'll call you." Sam says, getting out of the car.

"Tell her to get me more pie." Dean said as Cass petted his face

"I'll try." Sam responds as he knocks on the door.

Elaine's mom opens the door. "Who are you?" She asked

"I'm a counselor from Yander High, and I got assigned to help your daughter, Elaine Pond." Sam lied

Her step mom stared at him.

"May I come in so I talk to her?"

Elaine's step mom let Sam in. "She's in her room." She said.

"Thank you," Sam said as he started to go to Elaine's room. Elaine's step mom stopped him.

"Can you try and make her open up to me? I can tell she just thinks of me as a replacement mom."

"Um, I'll bring it up."

"Thanks." She said, letting Sam go to her Step daughter's room

"Hey Sammy, how's it hanging?" Elaine asked through the closed door of her room.

"Hi Elaine." Sam said, opening the door.

"Was that suppose to be threatening? 'You never told us your name, but I know it. Hahaha'. I know Cass told you my name and address, our brains are connected, moose man."

"I'm not here to hurt you."

"Ya, you're here to get me to free my spell from Castiel, but I don't wanna."

"Please. Cass means a lot to us."

Elaine looks at Sam. "I've read every book. I know, but Castiel threatens me the most. Magic doesn't usually work as well on angels. He's warded, so I could do this without him killing me." She said as she raises her hand.

"What are you doing?"

"Killing your brother." She said, nonchalantly. She clutched her open hand into a fist.

Inside the car, Dean started having trouble breathing.

"Dean?" Cass asked with concern.

"NO!" Sam yelled as he tried to stop her.

Elaine lifted her other hand and Sam was surrounded by a cage.

"You think a cage can stop me?"

"It's a magic cage you idiot."

"DEAN?" Cass asked, starting to get scared. Dean was coughing harshly and his hands looked like they were trying to take something of his throat. Cass suddenly knew what was going on. "NO!" He yelled, anger replacing fear and concern. His eyes began glowing white and a shadow of his tattered wings appeared behind him. Cass disappeared from the car.

Elaine's hand that was choking dean loosened a bit. "What is he doing?" She asked herself.

Castiel appeared in front of two people.

"What the f-" one started to say, but Cass stuck his hand into the both of them, touching their souls. Cass's eyes grew brighter, then he disappeared. The two people Cass touched the souls of exploded as Castiel reappeared in front of another person, repeating the process.

"No… he can't!" Elaine yelled as she ran to her book shelf, no longer choking Dean. She ripped an old book open and started flipping through it.

"What are you doing?" Sam asked

"Because Cass loves Dean, he's is going to kill me!" She said, terrified.

Castiel appeared in front of Elaine's house, glowing. He's touched seven souls and is more powerful as than a regular angel. With a raise of a hand, the warding flaked off Elaine's wall.

"Cass?" Dean questioned as he started to leave the car. He saw his friend glowing in front of him.

"Hold on Senpai. She will be dead soon." He said, then disappeared, reappearing in front of Elaine.

"Ԓԅ฿ᴔӾᵮᵫᵯЮᵯ!" Elaine yelled "I TAKE MY SPELL OFF YOU!"

Castiel extended his broken wings and raised his hand, palm facing the witch.

"Cass, don't! You're better than this!" Sam yelled

Dean broke down the door, Elaine's step mom was behind him. "What the hell are you doing!" He yelled at Castiel

Castiel spread his finger out more, and Elaine let out a blood curling scream as she started glowing. Soon, the room turned too white to see anything.

A/N: Misha Collins says that Cass is spelled Cass, not Cas.