A/N: This one doesn't quite end properly, but whatever. I can't seem to fix it. But whatever. I'll upload one more before Christmas.

"Something just touched my foot." Kurt whispered, horrified.

Blaine chuckled, glancing between them. "Seaweed, baby."

Kurt whined. "Gross."

Blaine laughed, shaking his head as he let the water carry him over a swell. "This your first time in the ocean or something?" Blaine asked, amused.

"Not my first." Kurt mumbled. "Just the first in a really long time."

Blaine grinned. "I'm glad you came. Didn't think you were actually going to."

"What, and miss you wet and shirtless?" Their conversation paused as they both dived under a wave, only continuing when they had wiped the salt from their eyes and coughed up the water from their lungs. "No thanks."

Blaine laughed, eagerly pulling Kurt in for a hug. Kurt smiled, kissing his bare collarbone.

"I do wish you'd chosen the shirtless option though." Blaine smiled.

"What? And blind everyone with a ten metre radius?" he joked, before diving beneath a wave.

"Blind them with lust." Blaine corrected. "But seriously, how do you expect to get a tan through your clothes?"

Kurt rolled his eyes. "There's nothing healthy about a tan."

"Even so-" Blaine was cut off as Kurt let out a shriek, and suddenly he was gone from Blaine's arms.

Blaine's eyes widened as he turned to find out what Kurt saw. His breath caught in his throat as he watched a large fin dart a few metres in front of him.

Immediately, he started moving backwards, until he saw the slick body of a dolphin accompany the fin. There was a whole pod of them, diving in and out of the water.

He beamed, turning to gush to Kurt, turning a full circle before he spotted him on the sand, looking paler than ever.

Blaine chuckled, making his way back to shore.

"I swear, that was the fastest I've ever seen you move."

Kurt fumed. "Blaine, there was a shark. Do you blame me?"

"Dolphin, actually." He grinned, taking Kurt's hand and dragging him back to their towels. "You would've seem them if you hadn't left so quickly."

"Sorry?" Kurt countered dryly. "Next time I'll risk getting my leg chewed off for a pretty sight."

Blaine laughed, shaking Kurt's towel off before draping it around Kurt in a hug. "Would you still love me if a shark bit my leg off?"

"Of course." Kurt snorted. "But I hope you realise I'd also spend the rest of my life introducing you as 'stupid'."

"Stupid?" Blaine pouted.

"Mmhm." Kurt grinned. "Maybe 'very stupid'."

"Why?" Blaine asked, wrapping his own towel around himself.

Kurt sniggered. "For getting eaten by a shark, of course."