EPISODE EIGHTEEN: ROBOTNIK NEARLY GETS SMOTHERED IN LOVE AND TENTACLES!
"Well now, let's continue where we left off…"
Robotnik couldn't move, but he was building up energy in the Robotnik Buster, waiting for the perfect opportunity!
"Mmm… I haven't had a guest in soooooo long…" The mysterious woman leaned closer, and closer, and clooooooooooser…
ONLY TO RECOIL IN PAIN FROM A MASSIVE BLAST OF ENERGY TO THE CHEST!
Robotnik had blasted his mysterious assailant directly in the face with the Robotnik Buster v1.5, and she loosened her grip long enough for Robotnik to nimbly escape!
"NOT LIKELY!" Robotnik aimed his blaster at the marauder cockily! (Please don't misinterpret that phrase.) "I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR PERVERTED SHENANIGANS! I'M HERE TO TAKE DOWN URSULA!"
She paused for a moment. "Welly now, that changes things."
Her many arms reared up menacingly, and she got into a battle stance!
"I AM THE MIGHTY SCYLLA, SEDUCER OF ALL MEN, THE PRIZE PUPIL OF THE GREAT URSULA! I AM THE GREAT OCTO, AND NO ONE HAS EVER OVERPOWERED ME! AND YOU SHALL MOST CERTAINLY NOT BE THE FIRST!"
Listening Music: Legend of the Overfiend: Battle Amongst the Skyscrapers!
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SEDUCTIVE STRANGLER
OCTO!
Author's Note: Octo is from Monster Musume. Look up Chapter 36. Preferably alone.
Octo immediately began lunging towards Robotnik, punching him in the gut with one of her arms! He had the wind knocked out of him momentarily, but he recovered quickly enough to come back from it!
"HAHA!" Robotnik pointed and laughed. "YOU'LL HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN THA- AAACK!"
Oct had snaked one of her arms around his neck and was squeezing tightly! "Ha, you're all bark and no bite!" She squeezed tighter, Robotnik's neck muscles straining against the pressure!
Robotnik blasted at Oct again, this time hitting her directly in the face!
"Why, YOU!" Oct grabbed Robotnik's arm and squeezed tightly, causing the Robotnik Buster to crack and break down into a bajillion smitheroonies! "That's ENOUGH OF THAT!"
"NOOOOO! MY GREATEST WEAPON!" Robotnik glared at Octo with the rage of a man who had had his greatest work of art shoved into a latrine and pissed on! "IT'S ON!"
Octo made to punch Robotnik, but he dodged out of the way! But Octo was quick, and whirled back around to smash Robotnik in the back!
"NNNNGGHHOOOOOOOOHHHHH!" Robotnik groaned in pain!
"Hah!" Octo smirked, while sliding an arm around Robotnik's arm! "I'm MUCH too tough for an old fart like you to even scratch me!"
"THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!" Robotnik flexed his arm, and flipped his body suddenly, ripping off Octo's arm in the process!
Octo yawned, and that arm instantly regrew!
"WHAT?!" Robotnik yelled before the arm he had ripped off immediately began to constrict around him, gripping him tightly with its suckers! Octo laughed annoyingly!
"Oh, take a hint!" Octo smacked Robotnik across the face! "I'd like to see you try and beat me!"
Robotnik growled in anger, and flexed his muscles hard enough to pull off the severed tentacle, which he grabbed the end of and flailed around like a whip!
"Heh heh, ohhh yes! I like that!" Octo whirled her arms around! "Let's see who comes out on top!"
She slammed her arms into the ground around Robotnik, who dodged quickly, and whipped Octo expertly with the severed arm! She shrugged it off, and kept attacking Robotnik ferociously, slamming and whipping every corner of the narrow room!
Robotnik jumped up and grabbed a stalactite on the ceiling, and swung the severed arm at Octo, but she grabbed it and yanked, causing Robotnik to be slammed against the ground hard!
He quickly rebounded and leaped towards Octo's torso, fists extended, and yelled in anger!
She began to furiously swing her arms towards Robotnik in a flurry of tentacle punches but Robotnik responded with a massive flurry of punches and kicks! Neither one of them was backing down!
Octo tried to swing one of her arms into Robotnik's crotch, but Robotnik swung his legs shut to catch the offending appendage!
"I DON'T THINK SO!" Robotnik yelled. "NOW, I'M GOING TO HAVE SOME LIVE SUSHI FOR DINNER!"
Robotnik grabbed two of Octo's arms, and began to spin around in a circle vigorously!
"WAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaaaAAAAA!" Octo wailed!
Robotnik spun faster and faster until he and Octo were nothing more than a blur of spinning tentacles, and then he let go!
"SO LONG, EH OCTO!" Robotnik declared.
Octo was sent careening into a nearby wall, and impacted with it so hard that the entire cave shook hard, with some of the stalactites falling off the ceiling and onto Oct's head!
"Ow, ow, OWW!" Octo slid to an upright position, and glared at Robotnik, a massive fire in her eyes!
"All right, let's see how you handle THIS!"
The room quickly filled with a thick black ink, quickly obscuring Octo's grinning face, leaving Robotnik in complete and total darkness!
"WHAT?! COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!"
"I'm not a man, in case you couldn't tell!" Robotnik felt an arm slam into the back of his head, and another punching him in the stomach!
"GRRRRRRGH!" Robotnik couldn't see jack shit in the darkness of the cave, and he was rapidly getting pummeled! He turned on his helmet flashlight, but he couldn't see Octo anywhere!
But he could see the exit to the cave, and he immediately made for it before being grabbed again!
Tentacles snaked up his legs while forcibly dragging him back towards the inside of the cave, but Robotnik had a plan!
He slammed his fist into the ground as hard as he could, and the cave began to shake! Rocks and stalactites began to fall from the ceiling, slamming into the offending appendages!
Robotnik saw his chance and ran, Octo's screams of frustration echoing throughout the cave!
"WHEW!" Robotnik shook his head to get the sweat off his brow, and looked around! There were many different branching passages, and due to plot contrivances Robotnik could not remember which one he'd come in from!
"HMM, IF I FOLLOW THE LEFT WALL, MAYBE I'LL GET OUT OF HERE-"
Before he could move, the wall crashed open and Octo revealed herself, her eyes filled with RAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
"Hah… haaah… FINALLY!" Octo grinned maniacally, a crazed expression on her face! "GET OVER HERE! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!"
Octo began to furiously whirl herself around, wildly slamming into the walls, making the cave shake even more! Robotnik leaped around behind the rampaging woman, and grabbed two of her tentacles!
Before Octo could react, Robotnik had tied the two tentacles in a knot!
Octo growled, and tried to whip Robotnik, but he grabbed a massive rock from nearby and chucked it at her head, knocking her off balance while he continued to tie her arms up into extrememly convoluted knots!
Soon enough, Octo couldn't move!
Robotnik surveyed his handiwork, and started to leave, but Octo leaped towards him and tackled him to the ground, making a earth-shattering crash!
Octo grinned as she gripped Robotnik tightly, the cave rumbling and collapsing around them!
"Well, now nothing can interrupt us!" She got closer, licking her lips creepily-
Just then, a massive rock slammed down on top of Oct, not harming her because of how squishy her lower body was, but trapping her completely!
Robotnik took his chance and ran out of the collapsing cave, leaving behind the screaming adversary!
Stop the listening music temporarily please.
Robotnik panted in exhaustion from what he had just endured. He had finally gotten that creepy octopus lady off his tail, only to-
AAAHAHA, YOU DIDN'T THINK SHE'D GO DOWN THAT EASY, DID YA?!
START THE MUSIC AGAIN, FOLKS!
OCTO BURST OUT OF THE REMAINS OF THE CAVE, MORE FURIOUS THAN EVER!
She immediately began picking up massive amounts of rocks with her many arms, and started tossing them at Robotnik!
Robotnik's eyes widened in shock, for he could not get rid of these rocks without the Robotnik Buster!
He began to run sideways to dodge the massive onslaught, but Octo had plenty of rocks to spare from the collapse of her former cave, and continued hurling the volleys of deadly projectiles!
Robotnik suddenly had an idea!
He braced for the impact, and began punching the various rocks heading towards him with incredible speed, knocking them back at Octo!
Octo continued hurling her ammunition at Robotnik, but now she had to bat aside the returning fire from Robotnik, and she was a bigger target than ever now!
Robotnik continued kicking and punching the rocks faster and faster, and Octo was struggling to deflect them all! Soon, Robotnik was the one attacking, while Octo was defending!
But Octo, seeing the lopsided turn of events, began to whirl her tentacles around like a massive fan, creating a massive current of water to blow the projectiles back at Robotnik!
Robotnik leaped towards Octo, jumping and bounding off the rocks, propelling himself towards Octo!
Octo snarled, swinging her tentacles at Robotnik, but he nimbly swerved out of the way, rocketing towards her with his mighty fist extended!
Octo began to furiously punch at Robotnik with her many arms like Kenshiro!
Robotnik responded in kind!
The speed of their fisticuffs sent massive shockwaves through the water, scaring all the little fishies out of their little caves!
"AYA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TAAAAAA!" Robotnik yelled, and delivered a massive punch
Directly to Octo's chest, and she wobbled in pain!
Before Octo could escape or Block again, Robotnik grabbed her arms and began to swim towards the surface at a rapid rate! The water foamed up from the speed of Robotnik's ascent, and Octo struggled in vain to escape!
"I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD LADYYYYYY!" Octo screamed in terror as Robotnik ascended more and more rapidly!
Robotnik soon broke the surface of the water and his massive momentum carried him and his wriggling cargo into the sky! Robotnik swung Octo around so fast he nearly caused an F-5 tornado in the air, then punched her in the stomach downwards, sending her hurtling towards the water!
"SORRY, ONLY THE FINEST EVIL WOMEN ARE ELIGIBLE FOR MY GREAT PINGAS!" Robotnik scoffed.
Octo slammed into the water surface so hard, she caused a tidal wave that drowned some guy buried in the sand! (He got better.) After that, she sunk down slowly into the water.
Stop the listening music. For real this time.
Robotnik landed on the ocean floor, and surveyed the scene!
For some reason, Octo was nowhere to be found…
But more importantly, a massive rumbling occurred!
Nope. Start it again!
A gigantic clam rose up from the ocean sands, emitting a massive guttural roar along with it!
Robotnik was swept away and slammed into a nearby rock face from the massive current the enormous bivalve generated!
The clam opened, and OCTO was sitting inside of it, grinning evilly!
"Well, you got me! Now, meet my little cutie-pie! Say hello, Bacoon!"
The giant-ass clam roared again!
WILL ROBOTNIK TRIUMPH AGAINST THE FORCES OF THE TENTACLED LADIES?
WILL OCTO GET DEVOURED BY HER OWN PET?! (Spoiler Alert: No. That plot device is overdone and I hate it.)
MORE IMPORTANTLY, WILL ROBOTNIK BE TURNED OFF SEAFOOD FOR LIFE BEFORE THIS ARC IS FINISHED?!
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBOTNIK'S GRAND DOMINATION, "ROBOTNIK ENGAGES IN AN UNDERWATER DOGFIGHT!"