EPISODE NINETEEN: ROBOTNIK ENGAGES IN AN UNDERWATER DOGFIGHT!
Listening Music: Legend of the Overfiend: Battle amongst the Skyscrapers!
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Robotnik began to run like hell, screaming his head off!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
But Bacoon was much too fast, and in too close proximity, for Robotnik to escape! It grabbed Robotnik's legs, and began whirling him around in the air, like a pizza dough!
Robotnik was defenseless, since his blaster had gotten destroyed in the last chapter!
"NOOOOOOOO!" Robotnik screamed. "I CAN'T DIE!" HE NEARLY PUKED INSIDE HIS HELMET! "I HAVEN'T TAKEN OVER THE WORLD YEEEEEEEET!"
Octo chortled smarmily! "Ha ha ha! Yes, you will meet your end at the mighty feelers of the great Bacoon! Then, Ursula will let me have all the men that she saves from drowning before she holds them for ransom!" Octo licked her lips menacingly! "Now, Bacoon's HUNGRY!"
Stop the listening music. I know, I know, just do it please.
Robotnik closed his eyes in preparation for the end, but…
Nothing happened.
Bacoon had dropped him, and was recoiling in pain!
"What is this?!" Octo pouted in annoyance! "WHO DARES TO HURT MY LITTLE BAKEY-POO?!"
Drago emerged from the shadows, and it had large turbines and laser cannons mounted on its wings, in addition to triangular sunglasses! He flew underneath Robotnik and caught him before he hit the ground!
Robotnik shook his head, and saw that there was a sticky note on the back of Drago's head!
"Hey, Ivo. Here's your backup. I know how much you like your big fancy toys, so I installed a control panel on Drago's back. Go kick some tentacled buttock for me! From, Albert."
Robotnik grinned. "OLD ALBERT ALWAYS COMES THROUGH AT THE LAST MINUTE!" Robotnik gripped the levers on Drago, and glared at Octo!
"ATTENTION, ROGUE SEA CREATURE!" Robotnik pressed a button, and Drago's wings opened to reveal turbines and big laser cannons! "I, THE GRRRRREAT DOCTOR IVOO ROBOTNIK, WILL NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER RETREAT, AND NEVER REGRET! SO, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ME…" Robotnik beckoned cockily, "TAKE! YOUR! BEST SHOT!"
Listening Music: Star Fox Zero: Intergalactic Attack Carrier
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BIG BRUTAL BIVALVE!
BACOON!
"RAAAAAAAARGH!" Octo screamed, and pointed at Robotnik! "GET! HIM!"
Bacoon roared gutturally, and blasted massive amounts of bubbles at Robotnik, but he immediately swerved out of the way before they could hit him! He started mashing the fire button on the console, and Drago fired a huge volley of lasers at Bacoon's fleshy core!
Octo smirked and snapped her fingers, and Bacoon's shell clamped down on itself, causing all the lasers to bounce off harmlessly! The shell began to vibrate visibly, and several large volcano-shaped pores emerged!
Robotnik pressed another button, and Drago fired two massive torpedoes out of its wings! But Bacoon's volcano-shaped pores began to spout large worm-shaped things that rocketed towards Drago at an astounding speed!
Robotnik quickly jerked the levers over to the side, and Drago did a barrel roll to evade them, but they kept coming! He quickly pressed some other buttons, and a bunch of homing rockets zeroed in on the worms, blasting them to powder!
Drago quickly flew up above the volcano-shaped things and dropped a whole load of explosives into one of them, where they fell to the bottom and exploded which made the entire volcano-shaped thingamadoo fall off and explode!
"THAT'S IT!" Robotnik steered Drago towards the other three volcanoes! "BOMBS AWAY!"
Robotnik zoomed back and forth over the fleshy holes, dropping bombs into each one until it exploded and fell to pieces!
After the last one exploded, Bacoon opened up again, roaring in pain and rage!
"WHY DON'T YOU GIVE UP?!" Octo pointed at Robotnik ferociously! Bacoon fired a massive stream of bubbles at Robotnik, but he blasted them away like nothing!
"SIMPLE BUBBLES WON'T KEEP ME AWAY!" Robotnik sneered, as he fired a salvo of giant laser bolts at the bubbles! They hit them…
And then they burst into a bunch of smaller bubbles, which kept moving towards Robotnik at an even faster pace! Robotnik swerved out of the way, but the Jetstream of bubbles grazed Drago's left wing!
Even more bubbles came toward Robotnik, but he was ready for them this time! He held the laser button on the console down, causing the turbines on Drago's wings to pulse with a shining green light!
"WAIT FOR IT…" The bubbles got even closer to Robotnik, with the enormous shiniess of them reflecting off of Robotnik's bubble helmet! "NOOOOOW!"
Robotnik released the button, and a titanic beam came out of the turbines and utterly decimated the curtain of bubbles, so fast that they couldn't split apart!
Bacoon didn't waste any time in attacking again, and lashed out a large tentacle at Drago, but Robotnik did a barrel roll to get away from it!
Barrages and barrages of bubble danmaku and homing worm things blasted at Robotnik, but he continued to barrel roll over and over again, blasting furiously at the monstrosity!
Robotnik noticed two large fleshy protrusions holding up the top half of the bivalve's shell, and rocketed toward them to at an incomprehensible speed! He grinned, for he had a secret up his sleeve, or rather on his hand, that he hadn't revealed until NOW!
"INTRODUCING THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY OF RRRRROBOTNIK ENTERPRISES!" Robotnik pressed a big button on his chest, and his gloves began to glow! "THE ULTIMATE WEAPON, THE TRANSFORMOTRON!" Robotnik held up his hand, and a huge energy sword appeared on it! "I ONLY HAD TIME TO MAKE ONE SPECIFICATION FOR IT, BUT I'M SURE IT'LL BE MOOOOOOORE THAN ENOUUUUUUUUGH!"
He zoomed past the fleshy pillar creating a veritable tornado of sword slashes, and after a couple of seconds it completely collapsed in a shower of bloooood! Bacoon roared in pain, and the shell tipped over on one side, completely lopsided!
"AAAAAARRRRRAAAAAAAAGHHHH!" Octo's screeches of fury could be heard throughout the ocean!
"HIYO, DRAGO, FORWARD!" Robotnik zoomed forward, barely staying on, as he completely toppled the other support and the shell fell on top of the inside of Bacoon!
But Bacoon's insides caught it, and it tossed the heavy object behind it, where it impacted the ground with a thunderous impact, and it shattered into many many many pieces!
Octo looked visibly stunned, but she was still looking mighty ornery!
"BAKEEEY-POOOOO! GEEEEEET HIIIIIIM!"
The core of the abominational creature pulsed, and began blasting more and more bubbles at Robotnik! But, not to be deterred, he sliced away half of them with the Transformotron Blade, while Drago continuously blasted massive salvos of energy blasts at the remainder, destroying them quickly enough so that they couldn't replicate anymore!
"READYING THE FINAL ATTACK!" Drago's massive cannons began gathering ludicrously huge amounts of energy, visibly causing vibrations throughout the water! When it finished, Drago launched an enormous ball of energy into the air, and Robotnik whacked it back towards the enormous mollusc!
Bacoon was not to be deterred, however, and backhanded it back towards Robotnik with a roar!
Robotnik hit it back ferociously, only for Bacoon to return the serve!
This continued for a few minutes, an intense tennis match with a giant energy ball!
"ENOUGH OF THIS!" Robotnik pressed another button, and Drago began to spin around and around to a ridiculous revolution! The energy ball disappeared into the vortex!
Bacoon lifted its tentacles up in preparation, but it was too late!
Robotnik sliced the energy ball into lots of smaller pieces, so many that it couldn't guard against all of them!
The entire volley completely strafed the big bivalve into oblivion, and threw Octo all the way across the ocean!
"I CAN'T DIE! ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE NEVER DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!" Octo was thrown into the distance by the massive onslaught!
Drago stopped spinning, and Robotnik hefted the Transformotron Blade skyward! "SORRY, BUT THIS AIN'T ONE OF YOUR CHEESY ROMANCE NOVELS, IT'S THE BESTSELLING FANTASY NOVEL 'ROBOTNIK IS THE GREATEST WARRIOR ON THE FACE OF THE PLAAAAAAANNNNNNEEEEEEEETTTTT!"
He cleared his throat.
Stop the music.
"WELL! NOW…" Robotnik scratched his helmet. "NOW HOW AM I GOING TO FIND URSULA? I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT BEFORE I LAUNCHED OCTO AWAY…"
The ground started rumbling!
Listening Music: Star Fox Zero: Boss A
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"WHAT IS THIS?!" Robotnik yelled in a mixture of annoyance and fear.
The giant form of Bacoon, now shelless and covered with eyes and tentacles, rose up writhing before Robotnik!
"WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO HAVE MULTIPLE PHASES THESE DAYS?!" Robotnik growled to himself, before readying his mighty blade!
WILL ROBOTNIK EVER ACTUALLY GET TO URSULA'S LAIR?!
WILL WILY SHOW UP IN PERSON AS BACKUP?!
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, WILL ROBOTNIK EVER GET SOME DELICIOUS MUTANT CLAM CHOWDER?!
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT UBER-EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBOTNIK'S GRAND DOMINATION…
"ROBOTNIK TAKES ON THE MIGHTY UNDERSEA MENACE!"