A/N: Happy New Year and all that jazz, we apologise so much for the lack of updating. We hit a roadblock and it's been really hard to write Klaine lately. Whatever. We'll get there. This fic is pretty much Claire and I. I want to be healthy and shit and she just likes her chocolate. It doesn't really go anywhere...

Rating: G

"But Kurt! They're full of calcium, so they have to be good for you." Blaine argued, pushing the trolley slowly behind Kurt.

"Blaine, do you even know how much sugar is in those things?" Kurt sighed, studying his list.

"You like them too, stop denying it." Blaine pouted.

"I never said I didn't like them, I pointed out how much of a bad idea they would be for breakfast."

"Just because you want us to eat fruit and salads and-and healthy food doesn't mean I want to as well. Sometimes I like to pig out on junk food." Blaine sighed, slumping over the handle bar of the trolley.

"Eating healthy is good for you." Kurt said distractedly, putting a couple more items in their trolley.

"But Kurt….."

"But nothing. Remember what happened the last time we got the poppers? They were all off, and you said you'd never drink them again." Kurt muttered, wincing a little as he remembered the taste.

"But that was months ago!"

"Blaine."

"I know." Blaine sighed. "What if we get a bottle of chocolate milk instead?" he asked, brightening.

Kurt chuckled, eyes narrowing. "Chocolate milk or ice cream?"

Blaine froze. "That's not fair." He said quietly.

"What isn't?" Kurt smirked.

"Making me choose." Blaine pouted. "Can we get chocolate milk next time if we get ice cream today?"

"Maybe."

"Maybe isn't an answer." Blaine frowned slightly.

"Sure it is. We might get chocolate milk next time, and we might not." Kurt laughed, stepping into the next aisle.

"You're mean to me."

"Only sometimes. It's because I love you and I want us to be healthy."

"Only all the time." Blaine muttered. "Fine. Can we get chocolate ice cream?"

"I guess… Why chocolate?"

"Because then I can melt it and have chocolate milk as well as ice cream!"

Kurt heaved a sigh. "You can have chocolate ice cream, but only if you promise to start drinking my vegetable juice."

Blaine wrinkled his nose. "That stuff is disgusting."

"You haven't even tried it."

"It's juice…. Made out of vegetables. It even sounds disgusting."

"Is that a no?"

"….Maybe?"

Kurt stared at him until he cracked.

"Okay. Fine. I'll drink your disgusting vegetable juice."

Kurt beamed triumphantly. "And you'll come swimming with me tomorrow?"

"Well, yes. But only because it's swimming, and it's hot."

"And we'll be fit."

A/N: We're attempting a writing boot camp today. so you should get at least one more story today... fingers crossed. ^^