EPISODE TWENTY: ROBOTNIK TAKES ON THE MIGHTY UNDERSEA MENACE!

Listening Music: Star Fox Zero: Sector Beta

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The enormous tentacled monstrosity rose imposingly over Robotnik, screeching deafeningly!

"FINE!" Robotnik flourished his blade! "IF I CAN'T FIND THE WAY TO URSULA, I'LL JUST TAKE YOU DOWN INSTEAD TO TEACH HER A LESSON!"

MIGHTY MONSTROUS MOLLUSK!
UNSHELLED BACOON!

The enormous creature immediately charged at Robotnik with an insane amount of speed! Drago whirled out of the way, just barely! Robotnik smirked and fired a volley of lasers at the eyeballs, causing Bacoon to shudder in pain!

"HA! NOW YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PROTECT YOU!" Robotnik pointed dramatically! "VICTORY WILL BE MINE!"

Bacoon responded to this by swinging a massive arm in Robotnik's direction, but he dodged deftly! It whirled around again and began rapidly swinging its many arms around with incredible speed, trying to hit Drago, but it couldn't land a hit! Drago flew underneath it to dodge, but it lashed out with more arms to try and grab them!

Robotnik had AN IDEA!

He steered Drago in a complicated routine of bizarre whirls and dives, and Bacoon kept trying to grab them again and again! Eventually, Bacoon ended up tying its own arms in a massive knot! The great mollusk fell over with a thunderous CRAAAASH!

Robotnik saw his chance, and charged towards the massive bulbous eye in the center of Baccoon's head with all the speed Drago could muster, his pulsing energy blade at the ready! He prepared to swing-

And Bacoon fired a massive array of lasers at Robotnik out of all its eyes, completely catching him by surprise!

"WHAAAAT?! NO!" Robotnik glanced at the display of the screen, and saw that Drago had taken heavy damage, but was still online, for now! He grimaced, and punched the accelerator! Bacoon struggled with the knot its tentacles were in, while it continued to wildly fire lasers all over the place!
Drago charged fo6rward, dodging the enormous salvo that was descending all around him!

"RAAAAAARGH!" Robotnik screamed a primal war cry as he descended upon the enormous central eye! He tossed a large piece of metal that he pulled out of nowhere towards the eye, causing its attention to be directed away from him by it blasting the metal thing to smithereens!

Robotnik had his chance, and he took it!
He descended upon the massive eye and slashed it broadly! Bacoon screeched in pain, and immediately directed its monstrous gaze towards Robotnik, but he had already steered Drago away from the notice of it!
Robotnik swooped back in for another attempt at the beast, but it was ready for him this time, and began spinning around extremely fast, causing a gigantic typhoon in the water! Drago struggled against the titanic current, but due to the damage from earlier, he was having a hard time getting closer!

Robotnik thought of a completely insane idea, and began grinning widely!

He began steering Drago towards the massive typhoon, and just before he got into it, he leaped into the raging storm, leaving Drago behind!

Robotnik entered the eye of the typhoon, where the massive swirling bulk of Unshelled Baccoon had created a massive air pocket, along with upheaving several massive rocks into the air around the beast for Robotnik to stand on! He ran towards it, bounding across the sequence of stones in enormous leaps!

Baccoon began to stop spinning, and glared its ginormous oculus of eyes at Robotnik!

"HEY, YOU OVERGROWN SEAFOOD DINNER!" Robotnik yelled, while grabbing an enormous piece of rock from nearby! "CHOKE ON THIS, PEARLY!"

He tossed the giant rock at Baccoon, and then ran to jump on top of it, riding it towards the bulk of the gigantic creature like a huge surfboard!

Bacoon turned towards him, and charged up a huge laser! Robotnik gritted his teeth, and readied his Transformotron Blade for the impact!

The massive laser rushed at Robotnik, and it struck the surface of the blade! Robotnik struggled for a second, before swatting the burst of energy away! More and more lasers fired at him, and he swatted them all away like NUCLEAR FLIES! The last one he sliced directly in half, and the pieces of the beam split into atoms behind him as he rocketed forward towards Bacoon!

Bacoon wasn't done yet, however! It began lashing out at Robotnik with a long tentacle, directly toward the makeshift rock surfboard! Robotnik would not be deterred, and jumped off the thing directly on top of the creature's arm!

It immediately whirled in an attempt to get Robotnik off, but he had already jumped onto another arm, kicking off to land on another! Robotnik leaped from appendage to appendage faster than a Buzz Bomber on WD-40 spiked with cocaine!

"URGH, HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS CANTANKEROUS CREATURE?!" Robotnik wondered aloud to himself while doing a triple backflip around three more tentacles! "IF IT'S LET LOOSE, IT'LL DESTROY EVERYTHING! THERE HAS TO BE A WEAK SPOT-"

As he thought that, he noticed a rather large sore pulsating on the back of Bacoon's ginormously globular body!

"WELL, THERE WE GO!"

Robotnik hefted his great blade, and charged toward the enormous weak spot! Unfortunately, before he could attack it, Baccoon had turned around, and blasted a massive laser at Robotnik! He was caught directly in the middle of the blast!

But Robotnik was not to be deterred, for he had angled the Transformotron Blade in such a way so that he could slice the gigantonormous beam directly in half, saving him from the brunt of the blast! He jumped out of the way shortly after, and Baccoon immediately began firing wantonly around the battlefield in a desperate attempt to hit its tiny adversary

Robotnik had an IDEA! He began jumping around on the various chunks of rock that were flying around, and kicked them all toward Bacoon in rapid succession! Bacoon started blasting at every single one of them with unparalleled speed, but Robotnik's earthy onslaught was proving to be too much for the mammoth mollusk, and pieces of rock began to hit its eyes repeatedly!

All this proceeded to distract the creature immensely!

Robotnik leaped around to the other side, and sliced directly into Baccoon's weak spot with the Transformotron Blade at the speed of ten slashes per second, the sheer speed of the blade cutting through the air itself!

"I'LL TURN YOU INTO CHOWDER, YOU TITANIC MONSTRRRROSITY!"

Robotnik grabbed Baccoon, tossed the massive hulk into the air, and SLICED IT DIRECTLY IN HALF WITH THE TRANSFORMOTRON BLADE, AND THE TWO HALVES CRASHED TO THE GROUND WITH A THUNDERRROUS KABLAMM!

Stop the music.

Robotnik dropped to the ground expertly, landing on his feet!

"GAME! SET! MAAAAAAATCH!:"

This moment of exultation lasted all of two seconds before Robotnik realized that now, he had no idea where Ursula was!

"URGH! I SHOULD HAVE KEPT THAT WEIRD OCTOPUS LADY AROUND, SHE COULD HAVE TOLD ME!"
"Not to worry, Ivo! I've got her right here!"

Robotnik looked up, and there was…

WILY, in a large submarine looking thing adorned with a huge skull with a pirate hat, along with several gigantic cannons!

(For reference, this is the Wily Machine from Mega Man 10.)

"Get on, will you? We've got a horrible ex to take care of!"

WILL DOCTOR ROBOTNIK EVER FIND URSULA?!
WILL THE TRANSFORMOTRON GET ANY NEW SETUPS?!

(Spoiler Alert: Yes, of course it will.)

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY… WILL OCTO GET TO BE A RECURRING CHARACTER?!

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT! ULTRA! BOMBASTIC! EPISODE! OF ROBOTNIK'S GRAND DOMINATION…

"ROBOTNIK INTERROGATES THE TENTACLED MAIDEN OF SEDUCTION!"

Author's Note: I sincerely apologize for the lack of updates. I meant to update more consistently, but you know, life gets in the way. As well as procrastination.

In all seriousness I will try to update this story at least twice a week. I've got my motivation back, so that's why updates were slow for a bit. See you on the next episode!

Oh and the Ursula arc's not done yet, it's like halfway through. Trust me, it'll be worth it towards the end!