The gang rode on horseback through China, heading to Shanghai Disneyland.

"Didn't I hear that this place was new?" asked Jason.

"Somewhat like that," said Shan Yu.

"I bet it was created especially for the artifact," said Melody.

"I bet so," said Mattie.

"Let's hope they hid it well enough," said Jason.

Suddenly Shan Yu halted everyone to an abrupt stop.

They were very close to the park.

"What the heck was…" Melody began to say.

"I think they did hide it well enough!" yelled Shan Yu. "Which is why that is happening!"

He pointed in the distance and everyone saw chaos.

Literally chaos.

It was an entire war breaking out and explosions were even seen.

"Oh dear god," gasped Mattie. "Whoever's behind this is ransacking the park!"

They suddenly could hear loud roars and saw a blue and pink creature in the distance.

"Pain and Panic," said Jason. "Those crazy and destructive bastards!"

"They'll tear apart the whole park searching for it," said Melody.

"We do have soldiers already there most likely holding them off," said Shan Yu.

"They have to have more than themselves to do this must carnage," said Mattie.

"Well then," said Jason.

He held out his hand and made his rapier sword appear in his hand.

"Let's do some carnage on these bastards!" he yelled.

"Yeah!" yelled Melody making her gauntlet appear.

"I…I don't have a weapon," sighed Mattie.

A Hun soldier suddenly threw her a sword which she caught.

Shan Yu then drew his cool wavy sword and pointed it towards the park.

"We charge now!" he yelled. "We head for war!"

Everyone yelled out and charged at the park.


People and park guests ran past the army as they charged at the park.

Some cheered them on while running for their lives.

The army ran into the park and saw the chaos.

Pain and Panic were not the only ones causing the destruction just as Mattie predicted.

They saw tons of Hun soldiers already in the park fighting against demonic warriors.

"Mr. Dark must've provided them with them," said Mattie.

"Well I'm off to get that artifact before those motherfuckers do!" yelled Jason.

He hopped of his horse and ran towards the battle.

"NO JASON!" yelled Melody.

Shan Yu immediately ordered a bunch of his men to follow Jason while he got on his own horse and everyone else did too.

"We hold off as many as we can!" he yelled. "If we die…"

"We die with honor," said Melody finishing the sentence.

"Right you are child," said Shan Yu." CHARGEEEEE!"

Everyone yelled and joined the war.


Jason immediately got entangled with demonic warriors.

Because his weapon was magic, it destroyed the demons on impact if the attack was hard enough.

The warriors were tough, but he was quicker.

He didn't notice the soldiers following him until he finished all the warriors he was fighting.

"We charge for Pain and Panic!" he ordered them. "Follow me!"

They all nodded and ran off with him.

They charged and killed demonic warriors along the way.


Finally, they reached Pain and Panic, who were transformed into dragons like back on the plane.

Their backs were facing them as they smashed down on the ground.

"HEY FUCKHEADS!" yelled Jason.

Pain and Panic stopped and turned around, staring down at Jason.

"Well, well, well," said Pain. "Look who's come to the party."

"I'm…I'm…I'm afraid we…we…we…started without…y…y…y…you!" stammered Panic.

"Well we're here to end it!" yelled Jason.

"Oh I'm sorry," said Pain. "Did you come looking for this?"

He reached into a pouch in his belly and pulled out a glowing rose in a casing that looked exactly like the one from Beauty and the Beast.

"Oh god," said Jason. "That's the Ultimate Power!?"

"C…c….c…correct!" stammered Panic.

"Then if you found it, why are you destroying the park!?" yelled Jason.

"Because its fun!" yelled Pain. "Destroying anything with the name Disney on it is fun!"

"W…w…w…we're going to b…b…burn this p…park to the …g….gr…ground!" stammered Panic.

Jason gripped his sword and glared at the two.

"Not if I kill you first!" he yelled.

Pain and Panic laughed as Pain put the artifact away.

"I'm…I'm…I'm going to en...en...enjoy this!" stammered Panic

"Get ready to feel Pain!" yelled Pain.

They both dove down at the gang and they dodged it.

The Hun soldiers cared only about defending Jason, so they immediately attacked the beasts, shooting arrow or slicing at them.

It barely hurt them, which led them to easily swallow one each right away.

"Mmmm," said Pain. "Tasty."

"Tastes….tastes…like chicken!" stammered Panic.

Then suddenly something was thrown right at Panic's eye.

It was a brick, and Jason had thrown it.

"Over here you chicken!" he yelled.

Panic glared at him.

"I'M NOT A CHICKEN!" he yelled that time without stammering.

He tried to bite down at him, but Jason dodged.

His plan was to trick and tire them out and them attack them enough.

At first it was working.

He constantly threw out insults at the two.

Despite being dragons, they were still stupid and dim-witted.

Pretty soon they looked pretty worn out.

They had constantly been thrashing their heads at Jason.

Finally, they were lying on the ground, gasping for breath.

"Now I've got you," said Jason.

He and some Hun soldiers came over to their heads and held swords above them.

They held their swords high and prepared to stab down.


But then suddenly, Jason caught Pain and Panic smirk, and suddenly they disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

"WHAT THE!?" yelled Jason. "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY!?"

He was now pissed.

"Did anyone ever tell you, you have a bad case of cursing?" said a voice right at Jason's ear.

"What the!?" he yelled.

"We…we…we're small!" stammered Panic.

"We're fleas!" said Pain. "And we're too small for you to see us!"

"God dammit!" yelled Jason.

"We're leaving now," said Pain. "With the artifact."

"B…B…Bye Bye!" stammered Panic.

He couldn't see them, but he knew they had taken off when after a minute they didn't talk to him.

He then could see two blue and pink birds fly off in the distance.

"ARGGHHHHHH!" Jason roared collapsing to the ground.

They had escaped, with the artifact.


"Jason!" yelled Melody running up to him.

"Where's the demons?" yelled Shan Yu.

"They escaped," said Jason. "With the artifact."

"What?" asked Mattie. "No!"

"Dammit!" yelled Melody. "What are we going to say to Dylan?"

"Let's hope they succeeded," said Jason.

"Come on," said Shan Yu. "Let's head back. They must be in Hong Kong."

Jason sadly got up and began to walk towards the exit with everyone.

The park was not in ruins, but wrecked badly.

It looked like a wild party rather than a war.

Outside, everyone got on a horse and everyone rode off towards Hong Kong.

Jason sadly sighed and rode on.

They had failed, and had no idea that the others failed too.


Oh no! They failed too! What's going to happen now!? Stay tuned to find out!

And if you don't know this, the park did recently open in June, and on its first week or so I believe, it was left in ruins like a party.

So I based this off of that.

See you next update! Review please dearies!

From your favorite Fanguy,

Jacob/Hades/Rumpelstiltskin/Sonicphantom47