"What.?" Spencer asked confused. He'd been on his phone this whole time. He couldn't care less about Billy Joel or whatever his name was.
"Yesth, you will show Billy around the school. He repeated with that same devious smile. Ponzi only had one thing on his mind; making Spencer Wright miserable. He'd totally forgotten about the whole thing where Spencer would get out of every class for a month earning an automatic "A" for every assignment, in every class.
"But," Spencer tried to reason.
But, it was too late, Ponzi already had his mind set on making Spencer miserable and that's what was happening, so his job was done.
While everyone else sat around miserable, mentally killing this "Spencer" guy they'd never heard of, Spencer was mentally dying.
"Oh great, now I'm the servant of some wusscore singer" "This is not what I meant by making friends" "my live is completely over" Spencer thought.
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The only good thing that came out if this was that Spencer got to go to lunch and get finish with his lunch early. He and Billy had to leave class ten minutes early so Billy could have time to eat before he was bombarded with questions.
"Uh you don't have to sit here," Spencer said awkwardly.
"Sure I do bro dude, besides you are like my tour guide, don't want to get lost." Billy answered, showing that smile that made everyone swoon.
Spencer rolled his eyes. He wasn't buying into this Bobby George stuff, or whatever his name was.
Spencer put all his focus on that little phone screen of his.
"Soooooo," Billy said annoyingly, tapping on Spencers tray until he looked up.
"What.?" Spencer asked annoyed glaring at the darker haired boy in front of him.
"What kinda stuff you into brotaco.?" Billy asked.
"Certainly not your lame bro-nicknames." Spencer insulted.
"Haha bro-nicknames, but really what do you like to do, it's nice to be the interviewer sometimes rather than the interviewie." Billy explained with a smile.
So Billy asked Spencer questions until the lunch room and the table started getting crowded with annoying teenagers.
Spencer was starting to get squished between about 50 students, so he decided now would be a good time to take his bathroom break.
Billy was too concerned with his adoring fans to notice when Spencer left, so when he noticed him not sitting in front of him he mentally had a panic attack.
"Oh no oh no oh no, what would mom say about this. If I can't keep up with some student body guard how am I supposed to keep up with a real body guard. Oh my gosh." He thought frantically. His mother told him that when he got his student guide, he was to treat them as if they were a body guard, because when he was big enough he'd need an actual body guard so he'd better get used to it.
His eyes searched the whole lunch room, but nothing.
"Ugh where is he.?" Billy asked him self.
He got up and left the lunch room, all his wonderful fans following behind him.
"Maybe he's in the bathroom," Billy thought, but there was one problem, the fans. "Woah woah woah dudettes and dudes, even The Cobra needs some bathroom time." Billy said exhausted, reaching for the nearest stall.
Spencer was in that same stall, on his way out though of course, he didn't leave the stall unlocked.
"Woah, what're you doing." Spencer asked confused as he saw the other boy coming into his stall.
"Bro dude, I found you." Billy said relieved.
"I was just in the bathroom." Spencer explained.
"I thought you weren't gonna come back, you were just gonna leave me there to fend for my self. I would've been late to every class-" "As much as I'd like to talk in this stall with you, I think its time for me to leave." Spencer said pushing past the taller boy.
"Wait dude, you can't go out there, they'll trample you, plus you can't leave me." Billy said frantically.
Spencer sighed.
"What's wrong bro dude.?" Billy asked.
"Nothing."
So the two boys sat in the bathroom for about 10 minutes, Billy occasionally asking Spencer questions.
"Hey all the noise is gone." Billy pointed out.
"Yea thankfully," Spencer agreed about to open the door.
"Wait, what if they're still out there waiting for me bromeo." Billy said nervously.
Spencer sighed, but understood, kinda. So he opened the door slowly and quietly. Then peaked out from the small opening. He looked left, then right multiple times until he
was sure no one was there.
"Okay no ones there." Spencer announced.
"But if we go back to the lunch room, they'll just mob me again." Billy whined.
Spencer had a place they could go, but it was his place, his special place where he hanged out alone at lunch and he really didn't want Billy going in there, or worse, his fans to find out about his special place. But he didn't want to go back into the lunchroom, and he kinda sorta didn't want Billy to get mobbed. Even though he did deserve it. And.. Ugh he'd been thinking about this too long. He took one last look to make sure everything was clear, grabbed Billy's arm and lead him to the computer room. The room was empty, like it always was and Spencer wanted it to stay that way.
"Wow, look at all the screens, and wow, these are the new kinds too.!" Billy beamed excitedly looking at all the computers.
Which surprised Spencer a bit. Billy was the last guy he'd think new a thing about computers. Spencer looked at him curiously.
"Hehe… A singers gotta know a bit about computer junk right…" Billy pointed out embarrassed, scratching the back of his head.
Maybe Spencer had misjudged the guy a bit, maybe he should try and give him a chance.
"Yea.." Spencer agreed with a small smile.
They both took a seat in front of a computer. Spencer could finally watch the "Hunted" trailer, he'd been waiting all day for this moment.
"Woah bro dude that's some creepy chiz…" Billy said nervously.
"Yea, I can't wait to go see it." Spencer agreed, not looking away from the screen.
For 2 minutes, both boys were entranced by what was on the screen. Billy was horrified at what he saw. Occasionally jumping ever 5 seconds, but Yea no big
deal right.
"How awesome was that.?" Spencer asked looking at Billy who was shaking with fear.
"Hey are you okay.?" He asked
"Yea, of course, The Cobra ain't afraid of no creepy stuff." Billy said quickly, putting on his "manly" act. Spencer rolled his eyes and scrolled through his videos.
"Why do you even search up this creepy stuff brobro.?" Billy asked confused at why anyone would soil their thoughts with ghost.
"Why do you keep doing those bro puns, they're kinda annoying." Spencer pointed out.
"Hey my bro puns are bromazing.!" Billy said angrily.
Spencer ignored him.
"What's your problem with the Cobra, everyone else loves me."
Billy asked after a while. Spencer was quiet for a while.
"I just, never heard of you." He decided to say. Keep it simple and nice, he thought.
At this point Billy was making an un human sound that sounded like he was choking and coughing and gasping all at the same time. He didn't say anything, he just typed his name into Metube and pulled up a video of him singing.
Reluctantly Spencer watched the video, just so he wouldn't have to listen to that sound again. He had to admit, Billy had a nice voice, great actually he just wasn't singing the right songs. Videos of just him and his guitar were better than his studio songs. He had potential, he just needed to stop wasting it on teeny bop,wusscore music and do his own thing, Spencer thought.
"So what d'ya think.?" Billy asked impressed with himself.
"Well, I like the acoustic stuff." He admitted. "Yea, those have been my favs too." Billy agreed.
"Ugh well its 1:30, better get you to your next classe." Spencer realised.
The two boys, walked like ninjas, quick but fast, through the hall ways. Spencer just wanted this to be over, but Billy found it pretty fun wandering around the empty hallways. They walked past a bathroom and suddenly Billy felt weird. A familiar kind of weird, he had to pee.
"Uhh, bro dude.?" He called out.
"Yea.?" Spencer asked not turning around.
"The Cobra needs to peeeee." He responded.
Spencer stopped in his tracks and turned around. This kid was ticking him off. He took a deep breath and spoke softly.
"We were just in the bathroom, like 20 minutes ago."
"Yea I didn't have to go then…" Billy said in an matter of fact tone.
"BUT… But you didn't even eat or drink anything after that." Spencer pointed out annoyed.
"The body works in mysterious ways brobag."
These bro names were getting ridiculous. What the heck was a brobag and why would you use that name on a human and ughh. Spencer looked at his watch.
"You have two minutes." Spencer said
"I can't force it, it has to come out naturally." Billy whined.
Spencer looked at him, glanced at his wrist and then looked back at Billy giving him a look that said "tick tock"
"Agh, fine" Billy groaned running into the bathroom.
Not to Spencers surprise Billy took longer than 2 minutes.
"Ugh.." Spencer groaned quietly before walking into the bathroom, where he saw Billy admiring his face in the mirror.
"Dude, the bells going to be ringing soon and you aren't in class yet, do you want to get mobbed." Spencer said annoyed.
"Is it big?." Billy asked completely ignoring what Spencer had just said.
"What.?" He questioned confused.
"Don't you see this giganto zit on my face bro dude, why didn't you tell me it was this big." Billy explained pointing to a spot on his face that was barely visible.
Rolling his eyes Spencer dragged Billy out of the restroom.
"Fine, fine, fine, but if I get a bad photo with this zit intruding its your fault." He accused.
As Spencer suspected, the bell rang, and out came hundreds of kids. "Hey Billy!" Someone shouted from behind. "Uh oh." Spencer whispered turning to see all the little fangirls running towards Billy, and him just standing there like an idiot. He sighed, grabbed Billy's hand and started running.
They ran through hundreds of kids, even knocked over a few garbage cans. Eventually Spencer found a supply closet they could hide out in for a while.
"Wow brodog, did you see that.!" Billy beamed. Spencer had to admit that the adrenaline did feel good, but he was still ticked.
"Haha, yeah but keep it down." Spencer cautioned looking for a light switch or something. Just then the room was illuminated with light.
"Aw its pretty cool in here, a cute little room." Billy cooed looking around the supply closet.
"Well this is just great, I'm stuck in a room with you again." Spencer mumbled.
"Don't be all like that brobag, maybe its good, y'know, the more you hang around me, the less you'll hate me." Billy explained.
"Ugh, I don't hate you Bobby" Spencer sighed
"Billy"
"Billy." Spencer corrected, he couldn't for the life of him understand why he couldn't remember this guys name. "Its just-" saved by the bell.
"Come on let's go to class." Spencer instead said.
Billy didn't complain this time, he just agreed and they walked to class in silence.