A/N- Still here? Alright then, here's another chapter.

Rose was many, many things. She was a leader, a lover, a moon non-believer, a pimp, a Diamond breaker, an 8-foot tall curly-haired woman, an active member of a cannibalism forum, and many, many more things. However, never in my life did I expect her to be a hole enthusiast. Come to think of it, I think the only reason she found me in the kindergarten because she was trying to fulfill her hole fetish. I'm not talking the dirty stuff, so get your mind out of the gutter; I'm talking about actually holes in the ground. She would periodically stop us during missions just so she could stick her foot in a hole in the ground, or she would come crying to us for help when she forced herself into a hole in the kindergarten and couldn't get out.

"Pearl, help me into this." Rose asked kindly. Pearl, who automatically assumed that Rose meant for her to zip up a dress and already had thought of a plan to coax her into doing some mad butt stuff later tonight, turned to Rose, who was attempting to fit herself into an inch wide crack in the wall. Pearl scoffed and rolled her eyes.

"Rose, with all due respect, you simply just cannot fit into that hole." Pearl said. Rose whipped her head around to glare at her.

"Tell that to Greg." Rose snapped back, and she continued to try and fit herself into the hole. Not at all impressed by her leaders antics (And also green with envy at the mention of that freeloader Greg) she turned her nose to the air and stomped off to her room. Rose wasn't alone for long however, as seconds later the warp pad had lit up and garnet and Amethyst stepped off of it.

"Oh Garnet, Amethyst! Help me into this hole!" Rose asked. Amethyst crossed her arms and glared at her.

"No, you ruined my gloryhole so you don't deserve my help!" Amethyst snarled, her eyes shifted off to the side, and mumbled "That was my favorite gloryhole too."

Rose looked to Garnet for help, smiling sweetly at her.

"Garnet, will you help me fit into this hole?" Rose asked. Garnet frowned and shrugged her shoulders.

"I can't, I miss my mark every time. Just ask Pearl." Garnet said simply, as she turned back to the temple to enter her room. Rose slammed her fist against the wall.

"Damn it, why can't you guys just be enablers for once and help me into this hole! I did not save your asses' on the strawberry battlefield just for y'all to deny me of my fix!" Rose shouted to the heavens, hoping that there was some earthly god out there that would hear her cries and would come down to the earth to help her into this damn hole. There was no god that heeded her word, though, and instead she was stuck in her pitiful holeless state. Rose sniffled, feeling tears come to her eyes.

"I just want to be in a hole." She sobbed, tearing running down her face and dripping onto the hole. The crack fixed itself, and Rose stared at it with wide eyes.

"Sure... Just add insult to injury, huh?" she mumbled bitterly. She stepped away from the wall sadly, her head down and she slowly trudged her way away from the temple. She went down to the beach below and sat in the sand. She could dig a hole here, but it wouldn't be the same, she needed a hole that was made for her, not by her. She sighed wistfully. She felt something nudge her ass and she jumped up.

"SWEET GRANNY'S TART BISCUITS! BUY ME DINNER FIRST!" She yelled gruffly, turning around to glare at the assaulter. While she expected to see a human (Or Pearl), she instead saw a pink Lion. It was tilting its head towards her. Curiosity overcame her, and she stuck her hand into the Lion's mane, she gasped softly as it slid in. Without another thought, she jumped in. She opened her eyes to see a vastly pink world, but that's not what interested her.

"Oh. My. God! My very own hole!" Rose gasped out, her eyes turning to stars as she jumped out of the mane and-

"YOU KNEW ABOUT LION THIS WHOLE TIME? Pun not intended." Pearl screeched at Amethyst, who threw her hands up in surrender.

"Hey, did you want to know him as Rose's secret pet or did you want to know him as Rose's Fetish Fuel?!" Amethyst said angrily. Pearl gave it a moment of thought, and then sighed.

"No, you're right. I'm sorry. Please continue." She forced out through gritted teeth, pitching the bridge of her nose with her fingers. Amethyst scoffed.

"Anyway-"

-Ran back to the temple. Her mood was brightened, and she did a happy strut into the main part of the temple. She was oblivious to her surrounding due to her sheer joy of finding a new hole. She didn't even notice Pearl's screams of 'Wrong hole! WRONG HOLE!' and Garnet incessant apologies, nor did she notice Amethyst carrying off a presumably dead human for 'the winter' (as she quickly explained to the passing Gem). She smiled to herself.

She had found the perfect hole.

"The end!" Amethyst proclaimed, grinning as she fell backwards. Steven stared at her, his mouth slightly agape.

"I noticed there was a pattern with this story; everything that you guys mentioned had to do with holes. Rose trying to fit into a hole, Amethyst's having a gloryhole, Garnet not able to stay out of a hole-" Pearl scoffed

"Three eyes and she still can't keep it out of my ass." She interjected. Steven ignored her.

"And Pearl always gets it in the wrong hole." Steven finished, he was clutching at his head. The gems looked at him worriedly.

"Steven, are you alright?" Garnet asked Steven. He didn't answer her; he just stared at the floor with wide eyes. He looked back at the gems.

"Does that mean?" He whispered, "You are all obsessed with holes as well?" He asked them. The gems looked at him, their eyes began to gradually widen, and jaws dropped.

Somewhere, in the deep realms of Steven's gem, the voice of Rose can be heard saying.

"ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED."

A/N- Bad joke I know. Sue me.