A/N- I'm surprised that this story has become our most popular in terms of reviews and F&F's compared to the views. It's kind of funny since this is the only story I wrote without my partner. I guess my humor goes better with the readers then my Partner and I's combined humor.

Greg crawled backwards away from his son. He was terrified of the murderous look in his eyes, the one that had reminded him of Rose so much. Greg gulped, reaching backwards and grabbing a block of weed. He held in up in defense.

"Now listen, Steven, if this is a joke, I don't find it very funny. I wasn't joking about that one testicle thing, she fucked me up good!" Greg babbled. He stared wide-eyed at his son, who had now crawled into the van with him. He stood up, a shadow overcasting his eyes. He stays in that position for a while, before looking up. He was smiling.

"Got you!" He sang, before grabbing his sides and laughing. Greg stared at his son, slowly laughing along with him, albeit nervously. He rubbed the back of his head, throwing the block of weed back into the pile of cracks rocks, needles, and pills.

"Right, it was just a joke. So-" He cleared his throat. "Let me continue-"

Greg was interrupted by his son smacking him upside the head. He sputtered slightly as he fell to the floor of the van. There was a red mark on his cheek in shape of a hand print. He looked up to see Steven glaring at him.

"Ivory ain't a joke!" He growled out (A real growl; the 'oh wa-a-a-a' kind) "Don't make me cut off that other testicle of yours, Greg."

Greg looked up at his son in fear. He nodded quickly.

"Right, right! I won't disrespect her anymore. Now, let me continue with the-" Greg was once again interrupted when a small red gem stomped into the van, grumbling as she sat down on the floor of the van and took Greg's bong, taking a hit from it. Steven gasped.

"Ruby? What are you doing here? Did you and Sapphire get into another fight?" Steven said. Ruby ignored him, taking another hit. Greg sighed.

"For the second time, let me continue with the story, now Rose-" Ruby's head snapped up, she glared at Greg.

"I got a story! It's a story about a Gem called Sapphire who gets her period and is a complete and total bitch to another gem called Ruby." Ruby snarled out. Steven looked at her wide eyed.

"Gems get periods?" He inquired. Ruby shook her head, taking another hit.

"No, she gets sympathy periods. She sees another girl on her period; she acts like she's on it too." Ruby grumbled. She leaned back in the van and sighed softly. She frowned a little, and then looked at Steven.

"You know, I got a story about Rose if you want to listen." Ruby said. Steven grinned at her and nodded his head quickly. Greg glared at her.

"Really? You come here, jack my weed, burn a hole into my van, and now you're stealing my story time?" Greg said angrily. Ruby let out a groan.

"Fine! You first." Greg smiled at her.

"Thank you, now as I was saying-"

Greg screamed at his left nut was severed from his body. He fell to the ground with a whimper. Rose whipped around to glare at the two terrified gems. She grinned at them.

"Now, what's my name?" She asked sweetly. The two gems looked at each other.

"I-Ivory" they both said meekly. Rose frowned at them.

"Good, now if you excuse me, I have to go attend a poetry meeting; we are discussing Edgar Allen Poe and how he his works had subliminal messages of Cthulhu in the texts." Rose said, depressed. She turned on her platformers and walked out of the temple entrance. Pearl and Amethyst looked at each other, and then to Greg, who was crying out in agony. Amethyst walked up to him.

"Hey dude, at least you didn't have to worry about sitting on them anymore." She said reassuringly. Greg glared at her. Pearl sighed and walked to the entrance of the temple.

"I'm going to get Garnet, it's time to stop." Pearl murmured to herself.

Amethyst stayed there, comforting Greg until Pearl returned with Garnet. Garnet looked at the scene and adjusted her glasses.

"We need to stop Rose's reign of terror now, and I have a plan on just how to do it." Garnet said. Greg sniffled.

"Does it involve sewing my testicle back on?" he whimpered out. Garnet shook her head at him.

"No, but put it on ice. We didn't perform those experiments at the concentration camps just so you can lose a testicle due to lack of preservation." Garnet said. Amethyst and Pearl looked at her with wide eyes, she swallowed.

"I probably shouldn't have mentioned that. Doesn't matter; let's put this plan into action."

Rose adjusted her corset and skirt and tugged her fishnets back on, she sighed as she wiped the sweat off her brow. She turned around and flushed the toilet.

"Cthulhu have mercy on whoever has to use this." She murmured. She exited the bathroom after checking to make sure her makeup was in order. As she exited the bathroom and entered the lounge room of the convention center, she saw a prep leaning against the wall staring at her. Rose cleared her throat.

"I'd give that a year if I were you." Rose said. She suddenly felt someone hold her arms behind her back and place a rag over her mouth. Eyes widening, she thrashed around and attempted to head-butt the assaulter. Finally, she managed to break free from their grip and whirled around to glare at them. When she noticed it was Pearl, she turned her nose to the air.

"Nice try poser, but that won't work on me again" Rose scoffed. She heard a voice from behind her.

"She was the distraction" Rose didn't have time to react before she was tackled on the floor by the prep. She screeched and threw herself around the floor in an attempt to throw the prep off. It failed miserably, and she was pinned to the ground. A book was shoved into her face.

"Look Rose! Kittens!" the Prep, who she figured out to be Garnet, said. Rose oh-wa-a-a-a'd at her.

"It's Ivory! Those kittens are bad luck, and I'm the definition of a bad bitch!" Rose began to struggle against Garnet. Garnet frowned and looked to her side, Amethyst was standing there. Garnet pointed to one of the magazines she had under her arm. Amethyst handed it to her. Garnet shoved it into Rose's face.

"Look, pink!" Garnet said. Rose screamed, squeezing her eyes shut.

"It burns!" Rose bucked her hips up, throwing Garnet off of her. She hissed as she scrambled to her feet, pulling out her sword and shield.

"You think I won't cut a motherfucker do you? I got a degree in cutting; I'm a professional cutter now! I also obtained the power of invincibility by praying to Lord Cthulhu!" Rose laughed. Garnet, Pearl, and Amethyst exchanged looks with each other, pulling out their own weapons.

"Rose, this has to stop, you are a proud Gem, not an emo!" Pearl said. Rose snorted.

"I am what I want to be, and I want to be an emo!" Rose oh-wa-a-a-a'd out, she banged her sword against her shield.

"Let's go!" Rose hollered, ready to charge when the door to the men's bathroom slammed open. There stood Greg with a determined look on his face.

"Rose, I came here to say-" Greg started, but a murderous look from Rose silenced him.

"My"

"Oh god not again."

"Name"

"Rose please! Think of our future children!"

"Is"

"NO!"

"IVORY"

Rose slashed at Greg with her sword, effectively severing his nipple from his body. Greg let out a high pitched scream as he held onto his left manboob, feeling around for his nipple. He sobbed and collapsed to the floor. Rose whipped around to face the three gems, she bared her teeth at them.

"Anyone else want a piece of Satan's favorite demon?" Rose Oh-wa-a-a-a'd. The gems exchanged glances. Pearl and Garnet dissipated their weapons, standing up straight and bowing their heads in defeat. Amethyst, however, tied her whip around Rose and threw her to the wall. She smashed through it, screaming 'Oh yeah!' as she did. Amethyst jumped through the hole to meet her.

As she landed on the street, she looked up to Rose, who had landed in a hot dog stand. Rose glared at her, getting up. She let out a war-cry as she sped towards her, slashing down with her sword only for Amethyst to dodge it at the last second. Amethyst landed a couple feet away from Rose. She whipped her whip around a streetlamp and pulled it out of the ground, throwing it at Rose. Rose jumped up, the streetlamp crashing on the ground below her. Rose floated in midair.

"Cthulhu granted me with immeasurable power! You have no chance!" Rose laughed, putting her hands on her hips and looking triumphant. Amethyst growled at her (Not the Oh-wa-a-a-a kind, mind you)

"Lord Chin-Chin will assist me in battle!" Amethyst called out. She pulled out a second whip from her gem and whipped both of them at Rose. Rose dodged the first one, but the other one caught her by the leg. Amethyst turned around and threw Rose over her shoulder, sending her crashing to the ground. Rose didn't emerge from the crater. Amethyst smirked as she dissipated her whips.

"I knew those sacrifices would pay off." Amethyst said gleefully, she turned to walk away. Something struck her in the back, and she was sent flying to the other end of the street. She hit the ground hard, sliding across the road. She let out a groan as she attempted to get up, but Rose put her boot on her. She raised her sword high.

"You are a worthy opponent, but it's time to eliminate another prep from this word." Rose said. She struck down. Her sword stopped an inch away from Amethyst's chest. Rose blinked, suddenly snapping out of the Emo version of herself and coming to her sense. She looked around.

"Huh," She said "I guess it really was just a phase."

Rose phased out of her clothes and makeup, forgoing the Gothic attire for her dress instead. She shoved her sword back into her gem and held out a hand to Amethyst, who was staring wide eyed at her. Amethyst gingerly took it, allowing herself to be pulled up. Rose smiled at her.

"Come on, we should go cook Greg's nipple and testicle and serve it for dinner." She said. Amethyst smiled back.

"Yeah, let's do that."

Greg finished his story with a grim look on his face. He sighed as he rubbed the back of his head. He looked to Steven, who was smiling at him, then to Ruby, who was currently flipping through one of his playboy magazines.

"Classic Rose." He murmured wistfully, he sighed as he got up from his seat.

"Well, I'm going to go rob a hooker; have fun you two." Greg said, exiting the van. Steven looked to Ruby.

"So, do you want to tell your story now?" Steven asked Ruby. Ruby looked up from the magazine, her face flushed.

"What? Oh, uh r-right. So this story is about the time Rose inadvertently became Hitler and caused World War 2."

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