A/N- Here's the newest chapter, we both worked on it this time since my partner knows a lot about World War 2.
Tank- Btw not to advertise (Even though it's my own account) I finally posted a story on my Personal 'Forever Tank', so if you can just go check it out that would great!
Rose was many, many, many, MANY things (As we all know). She was a leader, a lover, a friend, a moon nonbeliever, a diamond breaker, a pimp, a hole enthusiast, a lamp, a queen, an emo, a tryhard, a dancing queen, an actual cannibal named Shia Labeouf, a cupcollecter, a manager of several forums that arrange organized crimes, and finally, a time traveler.
You see Steven, in our universe, World War 2 never happened. That's because Rose had to go back in time fix her horrific mistake because of her immense guilt. While your view of your mom may be warped now that we are telling you our stories about her imperfections, you may of forgotten that she is still Rose Quartz. She led the rebellion to free thousands of gems and liberate the Earth from the diamond rule. So how did she become Hitler?
It all started when Rose created a LAN party on a MMO called League of Warcraft (She was a time traveler after all) and named her clan 'Nazp; It was an acronym for "Nasty Ass Zebra Porn". Keep that in mind, because that information will be absolutely useless to the story later on.
Rose hummed softly to herself as she walked through the streets of Berlin. She was oblivious to her surroundings, like the people who got caught and dragged along in her hair, the cars swerving to avoid hitting her only to crash into a building and explode, and the countless of onlookers witnessing someone threatening to jump of a roof. She sighed softly as she looked up to the sky.
"If there's anything I could wish for right now, it would be-" Rose was interrupted by Pearl, who had broken out of the ground in front of her. She leaned against a light pole seductively.
"To fuck me sideways, long dick style?" Pearl said lowly, flashing her a sexy smirk. Rose stared at her, and smiled gently.
"No, it would to-" Rose was interrupted yet again by Garnet emerging form under her dress. Garnet stood up in front of Rose.
"To fulfill my fantasies of being my own person and not just a fusion that could cease to exist forever if one of my components were to die or stop loving another?" Garnet said stoically. Rose sighed and shook her head.
"Depressing, but no. I would wish for-"Rose was interrupted Yet again by Amethyst falling out of her hair. Rose glared at Amethyst, waiting for her to tell Rose her wish. Amethyst looked up at her innocently.
"What? I was just looking for chromosomes to sacrifice to Lord Chin-Chin" Amethyst said. She got up from the ground and walked off. Rose sighed.
"No, my wish would be the ability to grow a mustache!" Rose exclaimed. Pearl and Garnet stared blankly at her.
"A mustache?' Pearl repeated slowly. Rose nodded her head.
"Yep! A fine stache to assert my masculinity." Rose said cheerfully. Unbeknownst to her, a shooting star had flown over her head, it flashed once, signaling that the wish had been granted. A cloud of smoke suddenly engulfed Rose. Pearl and Garnet, fearing that she had been poofed, summoned their weapons and began to look for an enemy.
"Show yourself! "Garnet called out.
"Nein!" Both Pearl and Garnet whipped around to see Rose standing there unharmed, the only difference was that she now had a toothbrush mustache. They looked at her strangely.
"Rose, are you alright?" Pearl asked her leader. Rose stared at her blankly. She started to stroke her mustache.
"I never thought there could be so much evil in a single mustache." Rose said thoughtfully. She frowned. "Why them though? Alright, fine."
Rose turned on her heel and walked off. Pearl and Garnet looked at each other. They both shrugged; they learned not to question it whenever their leader talked to herself. They went separate ways from each other.
It was only weeks later when the Crystal Gems discovered that Rose had become a politician in Germany, and a quite popular one at that. They thought nothing of it… until she went into power. It started off fine and dandy, but then she began to blame different groups of people for Germany's struggles, most notably, the Jews.
The Crystal Gems immediately knew that something was off with Rose. So they traveled back to Germany to talk to her. When they arrived at her Office, they noticed that she had changed her hairstyle into somewhat of a combover. She looked up at them.
"Ah, my commandants have finally arrived. Quick, head over to 'Ah shit', you got work to do." Rose said dismissively. The gems looked to one another. Amethyst spoke up first.
"Uh, isn't it Out-With?" Amethyst said. Pearl shook her head.
"No, it's Auschwitz" Pearl said. This time Rose gave her a confused look.
"Nein, I named it 'Ah shit' Rose confirmed. The gems looked at each other for a while. Finally, Garnet spoke.
"Right… So anyway, why are you suddenly a piece of shit?" Garnet said simply. Pearl elbowed her side, but Garnet simply ignored her. Rose looked offended.
"Excuse me you fusion whore, but I'll have you know I am a fully certified leader now, I even got the sticker and everything!" Rose growled out, pointing to a framed sticker on the wall. It was very sparkly, and had the words 'Fully Certified Leader' written on it. Garnet shook her head.
"Not like that, I mean why are you suddenly killing people? It's not like you." Garnet said. Rose glared at her.
"Because they insulted my mustache. You see, I have to tell the media that it's because they are the blame for Germany's struggles, but the truth is that they told me I looked like I had shit on my lip. I won't stand for that kind of behavior!" Rose exclaimed, slamming her fist down on the table. Pearl rolled her eyes.
"Yeah right, then why is your army attacking other countries" Pearl accused. Rose shrugged.
"I don't know, I just said I would return Germany to her former glory and then they just started to invade other countries. They aren't very good listeners." Rose said. Garnet sighed, inching the bridge of her nose.
"Then will you please just tell them to back off?" Garnet sighed. Rose rubbed her chin thoughtfully.
"Hm, I would, but… it's only 1940 so we still have a couple of years before I can call it off." Rose said. The gems stared at her.
"You're kidding, right?" Amethyst said. Rose shook her head.
"Nope, give it five years. Goodbye now, I got a date with my mustache!" Rose dismissed them. Knowing how stubborn their leader could be, the gems had no other choice but to listen and leave the room.
They could deal with it later.
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