A/N- Sorry this took so long to get out, I was busy and just sort of had a lack of motivation to write. I'll try to get back into the swing of things.
Pearl shrunk away from the soldiers marching along the streets. She looked around the streets of Germany, seeing the absolute disarray it was in. She frowned, and pulled her trench coat closer to her body.
"Just got to find Garnet and Amethyst" She thought to herself. Picking up the pace. She finally reached an abandoned building, which she quickly went into and shut the door. She sighed in relief, and threw off her disguise. Pearl looked to Garnet and Amethyst, who were hunched in a corner whispering quietly to each other.
"So what's going on? What's the plan?" Pearl asked. Amethyst raised her head.
"Well, we met this girl named Anne Frank, and she was kind of a bitch, so we gave her up to the Nazis. Also, we found Rose; she upstairs tied up." Amethyst said. Pearl grinned and clapped her hands together.
"That's great! I call dibs!" Pearl said, her voice dropping an octave as she said the last part of her sentence. Garnet shook her head.
"Too late, I already destroyed her. You should go talk to her though; try to see if you can convince her to stop this nonsense." Garnet said. Pearl nodded, and made her way up the stairs. As she climbed up the last steps, she caught sight of Rose attempting to gnaw through her ropes. Rose's eyes darted to her, and she stopped her gnawing to smile at her.
"Oh! Pearl, my finest commandant! How have you been?" Rose said. Pearl shook her head at her.
"No, this isn't what this is about Rose. Why have you been doing this, this isn't like you?" Pearl asked softly. Rose gave her a confused look.
"Doing what? There was such a huge time skip between this chapter and the last one that even I have no idea what I've been doing. Oh, and I told my name is Adolf Hitler now, we've been over this." Rose said cheerfully. Pearl groaned and smacked her head-
"Wait! Now that you mentioned it, why didn't you mention the other things that rose did, and how did you know what Pearl said to rose?" Steven asked Ruby. Ruby sighed, and scratched that back of her head.
"Well, to be honest, me- Well, Garnet- Amethyst, and Pearl were all too high to remember exactly what happened; we found Rose's crack stash shortly after we returned from Germany. Oh, and I know about Pearl's conversation with Rose because Garnet was watching her from the staircase just in case they started to do the diddly with each other. She's kind of a voyeur, you know?" Ruby explained. Steven gave her a strange look.
"But wait; didn't you guys perform experiments at the concentration camps? Dad mentioned that in his story." Steven asked. Ruby smacked her head.
"Right! We did do that, how about I tell you about that; the rest of Pearl's interrogation is boring."
"Stars damnit Amethyst, I thought I told you to stop eating the severed limbs!" Pearl yelled at Amethyst, who was currently munching on a leg. She swallowed the chuck of flesh, before speaking.
"What? It's not like they'll be able use it!" Amethyst retorted. Pearl groaned and smacked her head.
"We don't know that yet Amethyst! That's why we are doing these experiments, though evil, it could help benefit humanity!" Pearl scolded her. Amethyst rolled her eyes.
"Well, humanity already has a benefit: They taste delicious." Amethyst resumed eating. Rose walked into the room. She was wearing a strange uniform with a red armband; her toothbrush mustache was neatly combed, and she changed her hair into a comb-over of a sorts.
"Hallo Ametitz and perl, iz za experimentz goinz wellz?" Rose said (In a horrible German accent). Pearl growled.
"They would go better if Amethyst would stop eating the limbs!" Pearl complained. Rose shook her head.
"Nein, Nein, titz iz all shiza, only I can eat ze limbz. Ametitz, come take a shower with me" Rose said. Amethyst jumped up eagerly.
"Hell yeah, I love cyanide poisoning!" Amethyst followed Rose out of the room. Moments later, Garnet entered.
"It works; if you keep the limbs on ice and reattach them later, they can still be used." Garnet said. Pearl let out a relieved sigh as she pulled her bloodied gloves off.
"Finally, we got results! Now we can leave this dreadful place and go back to the temple and… not smoke crack." Pearl said, her voice trailing off slightly as she a sudden realization came over her. She looked to Garnet, who also looked distressed.
"Garnet… what have we've been doing, this is not right." Pearl said quietly. Garnet looked away.
"I know…" She said softly. They sat there in silence, before Garnet spoke again. "Come on, let's go smoke, it'll make us feel better." Pearl gave her a small smile and nodded, rubbing her arm.
"O-okay, I call first."
Pearl nodded in agreement.
"Yep, that's pretty much how the experiments went. Now, back to the interrogation-" ""This is boring, I want to hear more about the funnier stories!" Steven whined, interrupting Ruby. She stared at him for a long time.
"These stories aren't meant to be funny Steven; these stories are us trying to tell you how your mother wasn't perfect. Now, let me finish-"
So after about an hour of Pearl explaining to Rose exactly what she had been doing over the past 6 years, she was met with a blank stare. After Pearl finished her explanation, Rose continued to stare at her. Finally, Rose began to speak.
"Pearl... I haven't been killing just the Jews, atheists, or handicapped... I've been killing the Mooners." Rose said, her eyes narrowing at the last sentence. Pearl's eye twitched.
"Wait... Are you telling me that you have been killing all these humans... just because THEY BELIEVE IN THE MOON?!" Pearl squawked. Rose smiled and nodded at her.
"Yep, that and they didn't succumb to the way of the pimp hand, but mostly the moon. I mean come on Pearl, how many times do I have to say it; The moon is a clever ploy created by the Diamonds in order to trick people into buying sex toys for their loved ones so they can get STD - Sex Toy Dependency- and rely on their toys for pleasure so the Diamonds can have all the Fuckbois and hoes for themselves. Silly, silly Pearl" Rose explained, shaking her head and smiling at the last part. She pulled her hand out of the binds and patted Pearl's head. Pearl stared at her with wide eyes.
"I thought... Their plot had to do with pet shops?" Pearl whispered. Rose scoffed.
"That's what they want you to think!" Rose answered.
"BUT YOU TOLD ME THAT EXACT THEORY YEARS AGO!" Pearl yelled, losing her composure for the first time in a while. Rose sighed.
"That was probably my twin sister, Nose, or maybe it was Prose, or Scose, or As The Wind Blows, or Gunther. Either one of those 5, you do know I'm not an only copy right?" Rose said. Pearl let out a scream as she tugged on her hair.
"YOU MAKE NO SENSE!" Rose laughed at that.
"Of course I do! I'm the supreme leader of Germany, I make tons of money!" Rose said cheerfully. Pearl screamed incomprehensibly as she jumped out the window. There was a distinct 'Thud!' as she presumably hit the ground. Finally deciding to intervene, Garnet and Amethyst walked into the room.
"Rose, I think we know what's wrong with you." Amethyst said. She and Garnet looked at each other, before nodding and looking back to Rose.
"Ever since you got that mustache, you've become a psychopath." Garnet added. Amethyst pulled a razor out of her ass.
"So we are going to shave it off!" Amethyst finished. Rose's eyes widened, she began to hyperventilate as she shook her head.
"No, anything but that! What am I supposed to stroke when I'm deep in thought?!" Rose said. Garnet and Amethyst shrugged. They approached her with the razor.
"No, stay back! Don't make me go super saiyan!" Rose threatened. They did not listen, as Garnet held her head down, while Amethyst shaved her mustache in a single motion. The severed mustache drifted slowly to the floor, and Rose blinked her eyes rapidly, as if she was knocked out of a trance. She looked around, as if noticing her surroundings for the first time.
"Amethyst, Garnet... where am I? Are we playing Guess What's In My Mouth again? You know I only play that with human men!" Rose said, her brow furrowing. Garnet and Amethyst smiled. They untied her binds and helped her up.
"That's what we wanted to hear. Now, come on, let's go dress up Pearl as Hitler and put her in a bunker with some hooker we shot and fed cyanide." Garnet said gently. Rose smiled and clapped her hands.
"Oh, that sounds fun!" She chirped. They all retreated out of the building.
None of them seem to notice how the previously shaved mustache slowly crawled out the window, or how it planted it's self on a certain white gem's head, blending in with her hair.
"Yep, that's pretty much it." Ruby finished, leaning back on a pile of unopened frowned.
"Yeah... good story. I'm going to go and see if Sapphire is okay. See you later!" Steven said, he jumped out the van and began running towards the temple. Ruby watched after him.
"Huh, strange." She murmured. She felt her shoulder being tapped, and she turned around to lock eyes with Greg, who had returned from robbing a hooker Grand Theft Auto style. Greg grinned at her.
"So, you want the murdercock?" Greg lowly.
Ruby then proceeded to burn off his other testicle.
A/N- Sorry if this seems half-assed or like a cop-out, it's really hard to write for WWII without my partner, who knows more about it than I do. Anyway, I'm still taking suggestions, so feel free to leave them.