Variations on the Classics

by jolly roger brat

How would other people sound doing the classic songs in Do You Want to Sing Together? There's only one way to find out! I own none of the songs; they belong to their respective artists.

7. Hugo and Amber face off

If Fluke and Oona can have a battle of wills with this famous song from Annie Get Your Gun, let's see how Hugo and Amber make it sound, and as a possible setting, it could be during Just One of the Princes, where Amber learns that anything can be a princess thing.

Amber: Anything you can do, I can do better!
I can do anything better than you!

Hugo: No you can't!
Amber: Yes, I can!
Hugo: No, you can't!
Amber: Yes, I can!
Hugo: No, you can't!
Amber: Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

Hugo: Anything you can be, I can be greater!
Sooner or later I'm greater than you!

Amber: No, you're not!
Hugo: Yes, I am!
Amber: No, you're not!
Hugo: Yes, I am!
Amber: No, you're not!
Hugo: Yes, I am, Yes, I am!

Hugo: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge!
Amber: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow!
Hugo: I can live on bread and cheese!
Amber: And only on that?
Hugo: Yes!
Amber: So can a rat!

Hugo: Any note you can reach, I can go higher!
Amber: I can sing anything higher than you!
Hugo: No, you can't! (High)
Amber: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Hugo: No, you can't! (Higher)
Amber: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Hugo: No, you can't! (Higher)
Amber: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Hugo: No, you can't! (Higher)
Amber: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Hugo: No, you can't! (Higher)
Amber: Yes, I can (Highest)

Amber: Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper!
I can buy anything cheaper than you!

Hugo: Fifty cents?
Amber: Forty cents!
Hugo: Thirty cents?
Amber: Twenty cents!
Hugo: No, you can't!
Amber: Yes, I can!
Hugo: Yes, I can!

Hugo: Anything you can say, I can say softer
Amber: I can say anything softer than you
Hugo: No, you can't! (Softly)
Amber: Yes, I can! (Softer)
Hugo: No, you can't! (Softer)
Amber: Yes, I can! (Softer)
Hugo: No, you can't! (Softer)
Amber: Yes, I can! (Softer)
Hugo: Yes, I can (Full volume)

Hugo: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker!
Amber: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
Hugo: I can open any safe!
Amber: Without bein' caught?
Hugo: Yes!
Amber: That's what I thought...you crook!

Hugo: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer!
Amber: I can hold any note longer than you!
Hugo: No, you can't!
Amber: Yes, I can!
Hugo: No, you can't!
Amber: Yes, I can!
Hugo: No, you can't!
Amber: Yes, I can..., yes, Iiiiii caaaaan!
Hugo: Yes, you caaaan!

Amber: Anything you can wear, I can wear better!
In what you wear I'd look better than you!

Hugo: In my coat?
Amber: In your vest!
Hugo: In my shoes
Amber: In your hat!
Hugo: No, you can't!
Amber: Yes, I can...yes, I can!

Hugo: Anything you can say, I can say faster!
Amber: I can say anything faster than you!
Hugo: No, you can't! (Fast)
Amber: Yes, I can! (Faster)
Hugo: No, you can't! (Faster)
Amber: Yes, I can! (Faster)
Hugo: No,you can't! (Faster)
Amber: YesIcan! (Fastest)

Hugo: I can jump a hurdle!
Amber: I can wear a girdle!
Hugo: I can knit a sweater!
Amber: I can fill it better!
Hugo: I can do most anything!
Amber: Can you bake a pie?
Hugo: (pause) No!
Amber: (pause) Neither can I!

Hugo: Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter!
Amber: I can sing anything sweeter than you!
Hugo: No, you can't! (Sweetly)
Amber: Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
Hugo: No, you can't! (Sweeter)
Amber: Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
Hugo: No, you can't! (Sweeter)
Amber: Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
Hugo: No, you can't, can't, can't! (Sweeter)
Amber: Yes, I can, can, can! (Sugary)

Amber: Yes, I can!
Hugo: No, you can't!