Variations on the Classics

by jolly roger brat

How would other people sound doing the classic songs in Do You Want to Sing Together? There's only one way to find out! I own none of the songs; they belong to their respective artists.

18. Princess Ivy literally rocks

If Grotta the Fliegel can sing this song from A Troll in Central Park, let's see what Princess Ivy can do with it as she tries to take over the castle in The Curse of Princess Ivy! And for this song, let's imagine that one of her powers involves turning people to stone as well as zapping their memories with her dragonflies.

PRINCESS IVY: In my kingdom
No flower shall grow
No face shall smile
No stars shall glow
No heart shall care
No word be true
No rule be fair
I promise you

IVY'S MINIONS: Touch our queen and turn into stone!
Touch our queen and turn into stone!
Touch our queen and turn into stone!
Touch our queen and turn into stone!

PRINCESS IVY: It feels delicious
To be so vicious
Princess Ivy, the queen of mean

IVY'S MINIONS: Mean!

PRINCESS IVY: It's so delightful
To be so spiteful
Princess Ivy, the queen of mean

If I choose, I'll destroy and demolish
Arrest and abolish every troll I've known
Stand in my way, and you'll stand there forever
Because I'll turn you into stone!

PRINCESS IVY & (MINIONS): (Stone!)
I'm the queen of mean!
(She's the queen of mean!)
I'm the meanest queen you've ever seen
(The meanest queen)
You should have no doubt about my clout
I'm (She's) the queen of mean

IVY'S MINIONS: Touch our queen and turn into stone!
Touch our queen and turn into stone!

PRINCESS IVY: It's simply yummy
To be so crummy
Princess Ivy, the queen of mean

IVY'S MINIONS: Mean!

PRINCESS IVY: I'm so grateful
To be so hateful
Princess Ivy, the queen of mean

IVY'S MINIONS: Mean!

PRINCESS IVY: When I want, I will pillage and plunder
I'll bellow and thunder
Make you shake and moan!
Get in my way and I'll get you forever
Because I'll turn you into stone!

PRINCESS IVY & (MINIONS): (Stone!)
I'm the queen of mean!
(She's the queen of mean!)
I'm the meanest queen you've ever seen
(The meanest queen)
You should have no doubt about my clout
I'm (She's) the queen of mean

IVY'S MINIONS: Touch our queen and turn into stone!
Touch our queen and turn into stone!

PRINCESS IVY: Absolutely the queen, the queen!

PRINCESS IVY & (MINIONS): I'm the queen of mean!
(She's the queen of mean!)
I'm the meanest queen you've ever seen
(The meanest queen)
You should have no doubt about my clout
I'm the queen of mean

IVY'S MINIONS: Unh! Ah! Unh! Ah!
Turn into stone!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Stone!