Hekseville
"WHHOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!"
Nearly everyone was saying that as they were flailing about in the air, trying to hit their targets. The only ones who were the most effective were Nefarious, Zeus, and Sephiroth, as their abilities of flight allowed them to adapt the most and take out the most travelers. Kratos and Evil Cole were just behind them, using their wings and static thrusters to ready themselves for their shots. Everyone else had as much luck as rag dolls.
"This is most humiliating."
"Shut up Calypso! I actually found a bright side to this! This is perfect for eating ice cream, for it'll never hit the ground!"
"You still think about that frozen milk even though we have a much more important goal at hand?!"
"Frozen mi-! More impor-! That's it! I'm gonna- hey who are you? Never mind, get lost!"
A bystander from the city was caught up in the gravity wave, crashing into Sweet Tooth, who knocked him away with his blade, leaving a nasty cut to the side. "Hey Ice Cream Man! You didn't completely kill him! I'll fix that!" Before Errol could stop him, Scissorman finished off the bystander Sweet Tooth hit. "You fools! Don't you know that we'll never win if you keep-gah!" Calypso's shouting was cut off by a flower pot to the head, making him spin in place. Heihachi noticed more debris flying towards them and went to work smashing them all. He missed one that ended up hitting Radec in the face. While Scissorman and Sweet Tooth were laughing, he finally lost his temper and activated his jetpack, flying around and hitting the last for the targets, almost hitting his team at the same time.
When they finally landed on something solid, sparks were flying like nobody's business. "How could you include us in the crossfire! We are supposed to be on the same side!" Radec just brushed it off. "I am only on my side in this pathetic game, and you are only tools to me. If you die, it would just define how worthless you were." Before another fight broke out, Calypso cleared his throat. "Well, yes, but before we try to kill each other again, does anyone else notice that we're standing on the side of a building?" Everyone paused to look at the wall they were standing on, before the gravity returned to normal, making everyone fall right into the waiting glow to their next destination.
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! That was the best one yet! All their actions was almost worth it to see them flail around hopelessly like that!" The Gamer was almost on the floor in tears. "But sadly, we won't see any of that with the more competent Team 2, as they go to..." He paused looking at his screen. "Won't say it, joke's too easy, but one of them might."
