Italy bought a hat.
"Italy... I didn't want to say this in front of the others... but that hat makes you look like a girl," Germany said.
"Am I a pretty girl?" Italy asked hopefully.
"Oh well, erm... you-you're beautiful," said Germany awkwardly.
Italy giggled.
"How am I still friends with you two?!" Japan muttered under his breath. That question was remained unanswered forever.
The end.
A/N: yes that is from Spongebob.