"Boo."
"ARGH! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM?!"
"Sorry Prussia-san, I was practicing my ninja skills," said Japan, shrugging sheepishly.
"That wasn't very nice to the awesome me, hmph," Prussia pouted.
"I know but I do not care." Japan walked away, preparing to scare someone else.
'That was so mean! The awesome me needs to get the unawesome Japan back!' Prussia thought.
~Later~
Japan was making tea while Prussia creeped up behind him. Japan noticed Prussia immediately but pretended not to notice him.
'Kesesesese! The awesome me is going to totally scare Japan!'
Japan turned around and tickled Prussia. "WHAT, AHAHAHAH, THE FU-AHAHAHA!"
Japan stopped tickling Prussia and took out a pair of badass sunglasses. He put them on and walked away like a fucking boss.
"WHAT THE FUCK, JAPAN! YOU ARE SO UNAWESOME!"
Japan kept walking away while an explosion happened in the background.
(⌐■_■)
The end.