Netherlands was so bored. He was reading romantic poems but there was a limit to how many romantic poems you can read in one day. And he didn't feel like smoking either. He aimlessly walked around his house. And then he found a mirror. He looked in the mirror.
"Are you from the Netherlands?" He asked himself as he looked in the mirror. "Because AmsterDAM!"
He laughed for ages. It's not even funny.
The end.