Romano and Germany were drunk. Oops.
"Heeeeeeeeeey, potato bastard, you fucking my brother?" Romano hiccuped.
Germany giggled. "Maybe? But guess what?"
"What?"
"I think youuuu," Germany poked Romano on the nose, "are fucking Spain!"
Romano blushed. "What's it to you, potato bastard... Spain is my bitch! But anyway, I bet French bastard and English bastard are fucking each other. "
"I know right?! All that hate is just unresolved sexual tension!"
Romano giggled. "Exactly! And guess what?"
"What?" Germany took potatoes out of his pocket and started eating them.
Romano looked disgusted at the potatoes. "Fucking Turkey and Greece!"
Germany choked on his potatoes. "The fuck?! I always thought it would be Japan who would be doing Greece!"
"Nooo of course not! Japan is..." Romano whispered the name of the person in Germany's ear. Germany gasped.
"THAT'S SO CUTE!"
"I KNOW RIGHT?!"
"OH MEIN GOTT! I would have never thought it would be him!" Germany shrieked.
"I know! I saw them together and it fucking ruined my childhood but at least I found out! Hey, wanna make flower crowns?"
Germany's eyes lit up. "Of course!"
They went to make flower crowns with the flowers in the garden. They looked so beautiful.
Japan went into the garden.
"Doitsu-san and Romano-san are very girlish?!"
The end.
A/N: ahahaha I'm such a troll for not revealing Japan's lover/fuck buddy :P