The Misadventures

by Dammit Kirito

hey, if you're feeling down and in need of a laugh, read this trash!11! badly written crack is all you need in life, trust me! contains badass japan, fangirl germany, and kinky canada. APH JESUS GUARANTEED.

13. Chapter 13

A/N: Prupan and Ameripan, huh? Both of them are my OTPs :D (It's not South Korea or China ;)

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"Roma~!"

"Fuck off."

"Romaa~!"

"I told you, fuck off."

"ROMAA~!"

"I SAID FUCK OFF!"

"ROMAAAAAA~!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, BASTARD!"

"ROMAAAAAAAAAAAA~!"

Silence.

"Roma~?"

"ROMAA~?"

"ROMAAA~?"

"Lovino Romano Vargas! I have tomatoes!"

"FUCKING WHERE?"

"Come here!"

"But there are no tomatoes here...?"

"I know~!"