Russia was sad. He wanted to hang out with China but China (didn't want to) was busy. And Russia didn't want to hang out with anybody else. So, you know what he did? He went on omegle. And you know what he did on omegle? He was on the brink of divorce.
Question to Discuss:
Act like a married couple who are on the brink of divorce.
You: waifu become one with me
Stranger: NO HUSBANDO STOP
You: waifu get me some vodka
Stranger: NO THAT IS TOO RUSSIAN
You: but waifu i am russian
Stranger: why didnt you tell me?!
You: i did tell you stop joking and get me vodka
Stranger: I HATE IT WHEN YOU DRINK
You: waifu i drink because you never become one with me
Stranger: I DONT WANT TO BE ONE WITH YOU SHUT UP AND I WONT GET YOU VODKA
You: waifu you are so mean
Stranger: dont call me waifu!
You: but thats your name waifu
Stranger: shut up you stupid russian
You: i knew i shouldn't have married you
Stranger: /sobs
You: im sorry waifu
Stranger: NO I HATE YOU
Stranger has disconnected.
Russia smiled. He was a pretty good husband.
The end.
A/N: sorry anon, that was crap but I had no idea what to do XD If you guys have a request, say what character you want and what kind of plot you want :D