"WHY WASN'T I INVITED TO THE WEDDING?!" a piercing yell rang through the halls of the lab when Ziva and Tony walked through the glass doors.

"Woah, hold up. No one was there, but the two of us." Tony smiled, lifting Zivas hand into the air to show Abby the ring.

"You guys HAVE to tell me where you're going on your honeymoon!" Abby squealed, hugging Ziva.

"Abby, I do not think we are going on a honeymoon," Ziva responded "There is a lot going on here at NCIS and we just do not have the time for it!"

Tony winked at Abby, "Yeah, Abs. We don't have time for sex."

Ziva pinched Tony, smirking when he shrieked loud enough for the whole building to hear before letting go of his skin from between her fingers, "I still am required to go to therapy every Monday, Wednesday and Friday anyways. We could not leave."

"Oh yeah. How's that going?" Abby questioned, worry hinting throughout her voice.

"It is fine. I am learning a lot about myself and how to control my emotions." The younger woman shrugged back, acting like the whole process was nothing important.

"I'm proud of hers, Abs. The ninja's come along way," Tony smiled whole heartedly, leaning over to kiss Ziva's temple.

"You guys are SO cute! Oh my god! This makes me so happy that my two best friends are together and forever! If you guys break up, I will hurt you both!" the Goth threatened to the two agents.

"I do not believe you have to worry about that, Abby." Ziva smiled, hugging Tony tightly before letting go.

"Better not have to worry about it," Gibbs stormed through the door with a file in his hand. "Go up and grab your gear. We got a case we need to get to and you both are late."

"On it, Boss!" Tony grunted, a headslap followed.

Hours later, Tony and Ziva returned back to his apartment with boxes filled of Ziva's things from her apartment.

"We should've just rented a moving truck," He dropped the boxes and they hit a ground with a thud.

"Tony!" Ziva threatened, "Do not drop the boxes full of pictures from my childhood. Those are very important to me!" She carefully lowered the box in her hands down to the ground, "Besides, I do not have that much stuff."

"That much?! Baby, for someone who claims to hate girly things, you sure have an awfully lot of clothes," He pointed to the boxes full of clothes, "Where the hell am I going to fit all of your clothes?!"

"I have a lot of clothes?! Anthony, have you seen your closet? A man should not have all of his college apparel still!" She spit back, fire in her eyes.

"Hey! I still wear all of those!" He argued, following her into the bedroom and watching as she approached his closet.

"Really? Do tell me, Anthony…" She grabbed a shirt from the back of his closet, holding it up, "You still wear this shirt?" The shirt was size small and had two Ohio State cheerleaders on the front of it.

"Yeahhh!" Tony tried to sound convincing and failing when he noticed Ziva's eyebrows arch telling him that she was onto him.

"Put it on right now then," Her lips crept into an evil smile.

"Fine!" He grabbed the shirt from her hands, unbuttoning the one he had on before tossing it to the ground. Lifting the shirt over his head, he got his head through the hole before trying to get the shirt around the rest of his body. His arms weren't small enough to fit through the arm holes and the shirt was stretched, about to rip around his chest, "I believe this is our first fight as a married couple, Zee-vah. Your stubbornness thinking that you know what clothes I can fit into!"

Ziva stood there, giggling at her husband who was trying too hard to prove to her that all of these stupid collegiate items meant something to him.

She bit her lip when he looked up at her like a sad puppy dog once he realized that these items no longer fit him or into his life. A small smile formed and she crept closer to him, encircling her arms around his waist, "Cheri, you no longer can fit into this clothes"

"My body has gone downhill," He murmured into her hair.

Her lips made contact with the skin of his neck sending shivers all over his body. She kissed up to his earlobe and whispered, "I like you as my teddy bear. I would not want a husband that was not soft enough for me to lay on," Her body vibrated against his as she giggled and nibbled on his earlobe making him groan.

"Did I mention this teddy bear got us two roundtrip tickets to the Caribbean for our honeymoon?" Smirking, he felt her pull away from him and stare.

"What?!" She gasped.

"Yeah, baby! We're hitting up the Caribbean!" Tony exclaimed, "Good thing I got you to pack all your things up now, huh? We leave in the morning."

"Tony!" Ziva hit him on the arm, "You have to tell me about these things earlier! Did you tells Gibbs? Abby is going to think we just lied to her, Tony!" She hit him once more.

"Ah! Easy, tiger! Everything's all set at work, there's two agents to cover for us for the next week and your therapist told me that you are doing just fine these past few weeks so, you can have a well-deserved break!" He kissed her quickly.

Ziva smiled delightfully at her husband, "I better get packing then, yes?"

"Yes ma'am!" He slapped her ass playfully as she walked away, receiving a glare from her about the ma'am part of his sentence.