OH MAN, I AM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY PEO-PLE OF FANFICTION! After brought to my attention by a review, I realized the rating wasn't high enough for the previous content. so I went back, fixed it up, and here is the better chapter. thanks to the viewer that brought that up! I SAY THANK YOU! THANKS!

Three
Water-Controlling Humans

That morning, the PC box smelled like saltwater.

"Awesome air freshener," Frogadier sniffed.

"What air freshener?" Serperior asked.

"Smells like the ocean," Scolipede grunted. He wasn't a morning kind of bug.

"It's coming from the closet!" Quilava said. The volcanic porcupine-"I'M A MINK!"-sorry, mink, ran over to the closet and flung it open. An overflow of sea water spilled out, flooding the floor.

A teenager floated out with it.

"Uh," he stammered. Where was he? This was not camp half-blood…

"Aw yea!" Buizel cheered, "He can get us out! And he smells…like an ocean…"

That was not what Percy saw. He saw an orange otter with foaming lips running towards him.

So he did the typical thing to do: blast it with water.

"HE CONTROLS WATER!" Charizard yelled, flying away, "WE'RE ALL DOOMED! THE HUMANS CAN CONTROL WATER!"

What followed was an epic, dangerous battle, forcing Percy back into the closet. Shaymin slammed it shut.

"Treeko," Quilava said patiently, "next time you see a forth wall breaking switch, HOW ABOUT YOU NOT PULL IT?!"

Treeko was on the floor after a hit from the demigod and not paying attention whatsoever.

Buizel spat a bit of blood, "why did you do it?! WHY PUT ME THROUGH THIS TORTURE OF NOT MEETING THAT awesome kid?!"

"AWESOME?!" Charizard roared from the ceiling, "YOU CALL THAT DEADLY WATER-CONTROLLER AWESOME?!"

"He was pretty awesome," Zoroark interfered. Quilava face palmed.

Rotom was reading a book with a thunderstorm on the cover.

"What's that about?" Piplup asked.

"It's-totally-awesome!" Rotom squealed. And I do mean squealed. "It's about this kid, see, and he gets attacked by this big ugly bird, like, all big and dangerous, and-"

Piplup had snatched the book and was reading it.

"Give it!" Rotom demanded, pulling it back. Piplup sat down and sulked.

"What the fudge are they doing?" Quilava asked as Piplup, Frogadier, and Rotom were buried in reading.

"Some series," Charizard snorted, "something about that water-controlling kid from the closet-and if the humans could control water, are we all going to die?!"

"We are not going to die because the people can control water," Quilava sighed, face pawing. "Have you ever seen Renee control water?"

"Well, no," Charizard admitted, "but-wait! She did once! Remember when we were at the beach, she took out that gun-thing-OH MY GOSH! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

Charizard kept flying around, panicking, with Quilava shouting "that was a water gun!" after him.

Just then, Percy Jackson came back out of the closet.

"PERCEUS JACKSON!" the three crazy fans screamed.

Frogadier fainted!
Piplup fainted!
Rotom fainted!

Percy ran back into the closet.

I had this fic up for three hours and it already had a review, favorite and follower! They were all the same person, but-
Mickey: that's a record!
Indeed it is, my little friend. Speaking of little friends, SONIC!
Sonic: I AM NOT LITTLE!
dude, you're two feet tall. I WATCHED AN EPISODE OF SONIC LAST NIGHT! YAY!
Percy: which one?
Oh, hey demigod. Sonic X, of course.