A/N: my friend found my story and she fucking reviewed every single chapter ._.

who the fuck does that

Japan, America and England were in the park. They were playing hide and seek and America was counting.

"One...two...three..."

Japan used his magical ninja skills to turn himself invisible and England called his unicor- wait, sorry I mean alicorn* and they both flew up into the sky. Like beautiful fairy princesses.

"READY OR NOT! HERE I FUCKING COME!" America yelled. He got very disapproving looks from all the mothers in the park. "Sorry!" America said sheepishly.

America look everywhere in the park. But he couldn't find England and Japan. Aw. How sad.

Meanwhile, England was flying on his unico- ALICORN and was having so much fun! Well, until his alicorn stopped. "Why did you stop?" whined England. The alicorn rolled his eyes and disappeared. "Wait! Where did you go?!"

That's when England realized he was way up in the sky. Well, this isn't going to end well. WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK (!) England screamed as he fell. He landed in a bush. And started sobbing. What a cry baby.

Japan was getting bored so he stole a bunch of paper and a pen from an unsuspecting child and drew such fabulous yaois. He was still invisible so people started to freak out when they saw the pen moving by itself. "WHAT THE FUCK IT'S A FLOATING PEN DRAWING CREEPY STUFF," shouted a random guy.

"It is called yaoi, please do not call yaoi 'creepy' or I will cut you," said Japan.

America was sulking around and heard Japan's voice. "JAPAN! DUDE WHERE ARE YOUUUU!"

"WHAT THE FUCK IS YAOI?!" screamed the random guy who was literally wetting himself because he didn't know where Japan's voice was coming from.

"Oh! I know what it is!" exclaimed America. "It's gay porn!" The random guy ran away because he was so creeped out and he desperately needed to change his pants.

"Amerika-san, please do not refer it as 'gay porn'. I would prefer if you called it yaoi."

England finally stopped crying and came out of the bush. "Oh, bloody hell! I give up!"

"AHAHAHA I WIN!" America grinned.

"Well, technically you haven't found me Amerika-san," Japan said in a smug voice.

"Oh yeah... fuck. Alright fine, you... win," said America sadly.

Japan used his awesome ninja magic to make himself visible again and had a smirk on his face.

England pouted and muttered a load of random words and suddenly the stray trio were wearing adorable dresses.

"The joke is on you Igirisu-san because I look so fabu." The uni- ALICORN came back and suddenly Japan and the alicorn flew away looking so beautiful. It made everyone cry, that was how beautiful it was.

I bet all of you wish you were as fabulous and beautiful as Japan but you aren't.

HAHA

The end.

*an alicorn is a unicorn that can fly. yeah I realize this is from mlp but tbh I don't give a fuck