Five
Lion, Witch, Doritos
Scolipede came back to a quiet box. It was night again, and everyone was asleep.
He grinned evilly. Which was weird, because he didn't have a visible mouth.
The poison/bug type walked over to the closet and rummaged about.
"Ring," he listed, "paint, thinner…"
He went deeper.
"PJO books, trident, a giant key…"
It was getting darker.
"My Frisbee, Digivice, another ring-oh!"
He was faced with a wardrobe. It was large and wooden, with shiny polish.
"You only live once!" he grunted, opening it.
He brushed past jackets and cloaks and-
Was that snow?
He came out in a snowy forest. Flakes were softly coating the ground, and a signpost with something indecipherable stood at a crossroad.
A goat-man walked up to him.
"I'm leaving," Scolipede snorted, heading back through the wardrobe. He closed the door.
"Lion's pelt, tutu, a whole lot of socks-"
He butted into a cabinet.
"Yes!"
He flung open the doors and pulled out a bag of none other than Dorito chips!
And he crunched happily away on them the whole night.
I love Doritos.
Mickey: don't we all?
Anyway, I have never seen The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, but I did see when she first went into the woods.
Percy: say what now?
Call it the greatest rival for your series.