America was eating those really nice donuts again. He made sure not to ask Canada if he wanted any,
"Hey, Al, guess what?" Canada said with a smile on his face.
"What"
"PANCAKES ARE BETTER THAN DONUTS!"
America's eyes filled with tears. And then he remembered. He was beautiful. America did such a beautiful hair flip.
"Well, you know what? I DONUT CARE!"
"Al... you give me the crepes."
"I'm getting tired of this hole thing. Please donut break my heart anymore," America wiped away fake tears.
"..."
Canada was tired of America's shit. So he left.
The end.