Six
shiny quilava-no, Shaymin-no-ARGH!
Everyone woke up to the crunching of chips.
"Someone's got Doritos!" Zoroark yelled, charging into the closet.
Something shot over her.
"QUILAVA!" she exclaimed.
"WHERE?! WHERE?!" Flygon said, soaring upwards.
"There!" "No, there!" "Over here!" the Dodrio heads argued. They took off after a blue blur.
Quilava jumped on it.
"QUILLS!" he yelled, leaping off with scratches on his stomach, "QUILLS QUILLS QUILLS-"
"I GOT THIS!" Charizard bellowed, shooting off a fire blast to divert it. it didn't work.
"Got ya!" Treeko yelled, grabbing the thing's leg and slamming it into the wall. It looked like a blue Shaymin.
"It's out for the count!" Zoroark exhaled.
"Is that brute a Shaymin?" Buizel asked, lifting his sunglasses.
"No way," Serperior said, "it's a Quilava!"
"Quilava spikes," their Quilava panted, "are made…of fire…not…flesh."
"Oh, then it's a Shaymin," she concluded.
"Shaymin are blue," Shaymin whispered, sniffing the creature before them.
"Okay," Flygon said, listing them off with his fingers, "it's not a Shaymin, it's not a Quilava, then what is it?"
"A hedgehog!" someone said behind them.
The group whipped around to face a yellow fennekin-like creature with two tails.
"Uh-"Rotom stammered, "he-what-who-you-"
The fox thing snatched the 'hedgehog' and flew off in an airplane.
Just then, Scolipede strutted out of the closet with a bag of Doritos.
"WHY DON'T YOU SHARE THOSE?!" Zoroark asked.
They dog piled him.
Told you I'd get him in here!
Sonic: when?
This chapter!
Tails: when did you say you were going to put him in?
Okay, I didn't, but he's here and that's what matters.