Seven
Meatball war!
A day after the hedgehog incident, everyone was bored.
"Hey, let's do the teen titans thing," Quilava said.
"Ba"
"Ba"
"Ba"
"Ba"
"Booooooooored." Everyone said the last part.
"Now what?" Zoroark asked.
Rotom was sniping the others. He was hiding behind the TV set with his gun.
He aimed…
loaded…
FIRED!
Suddenly, a meatball hit Flygon in the face.
Everyone stared at Rotom.
…
"MEATBALL FIGHT!"
Buizel pulled out a meatball machine gun and started trigger happy-ing everyone in range.
Quilava used a meatball slingshot to hit his dock partners.
Dodrio was firing with one beak and eating shots with the other two.
Flygon dropped meatball bombs all over the place.
Zoroark and Serperior teamed up and shot the others.
Frogadier supplied ammo. Piplup was eating the ammo.
Rotom kept sniping everyone.
Swellow had a Meatball missile launcher.
Milotic was wiping meat off herself and catapulting it with her tail.
"MEAT-BOMB!" Flygon hollered as he launched another packet of meat.
"FLAMING BALLS OF GLORY!" Charizard roared, igniting his meatballs and shooting.
"WORLD PEACE!" Shaymin protested, running with the gradia flower and a peace flag.
"NO WAY!" Treeko argued, shooting at will and using Scolipede for a war horse.
The awesome, delicious meatball fight lasted for hours.
By then the battlefield was coated in meat, Buizel was playing dead in the field, and Frogadier was attempting a nuclear meat-bomb.
Luckily, it wasn't working.
"Best…meatball fight…EVER," Treeko said. Scolipede had been taken down with too many meat shots and was lying next to him.
Shaymin was cradling the gradia flower and talking to herself. Rotom was buried in meat.
"Who's hungry?" Charizard hurred, holding up a fork.
"AWESOME SAUCE, PLEASE!" Swellow asked.
They started eating the meat.
BLAM!
Percy: you got me!
Yes!
BLAM! I'VE BEEN TAKEN DOWN BY THE BLUE HEDGEHOG! (Falls onto knees)
Mickey: I WILL AVENGE HER!
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
Sonic: darn (lays on the ground)
thanks, mickster! AWESOME SAUCE, ANYBODY?