England was sipping his tea, reading Harry Potter. He was still upset that he didn't get his Hogwarts letter yet. France sneakily walked into the room and whispered into England's ear.

"GAY PORN!"

England jumped out of his seat. His tea spilled everywhere, even on his book. His precious book.

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU BLOODY FROG!"

France giggled and ran away.

The end.