Eleven
Counting Stars
Later that day, Frogadier came in holding an MP3 player.
"Is that the author's MP3?" Piplup asked.
"Yea," Frogadier admitted, "but she's not using it. Hey, check out this song!"
He threw her the music device, set to 'Counting Stars'.
"Sweet song," she said after listening, throwing it back.
"Dude, let's do the Kalos version!" he said, waving his hands.
"The what?" Charizard asked.
"Look it up," Frogadier answered.
One search session later…
"WHY ISN'T IT HERE?!" Charizard roared, flipping the table.
"We'll do it our own way!" Treeko said, punching his fist into his palm.
"No way!" Serperior exclaimed, "The author sucks at songs!"
"EXCUSE ME?!" the author demanded.
"Well you do!" she spat back.
"You right. I suck," the author admitted.
"How about, uh," Rotom thought, "a different parody?"
"Alright," Charizard grumbled, heading back to the computer.
Another search session later…
"GOOD GOSH, WHERE CAN A DRAGN GET SOME LYRICS AROUND HERE?!" Charizard roared, setting the computer on fire.
Suddenly, Serperior crashed through the wall riding a wrecking ball and started singing:
I CAME IN LIKE A PO-KE-BALL,
I JUST WANTED TO CATCH-THEM-ALL,
I NEVER FILLED A 'DEX SO FULL,
AND ALL I EVER DID WAS,
THRO-O-OW BALLS,
"SER-ERI-OR!" Milotic yelled, "There's sawdust, concrete, and cottone fluff everywhere!"
Serperior examined the remains of the 'special' box.
Just then, Renee went to look at the PC.
"OH MY GOSH-"she started. She moved the fifteen Pokémon to box 1, 'Dock Box'. It had the new PC style and-thank heavens!-a fourth wall breaking switch.
Renee left the story for a good, long time.
"Aww…" Treeko moaned.
She'll be back, Treeko. They always come back.