The Misadventures

by Dammit Kirito

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38. Chapter 38

The Nordics were hanging out, not willingly, of course. Denmark kidnapped had the others. *creepy music*

"Hey, there's nothing creepy about kidnapping your own friends!" Denmark glared at me. "Um, thanks for breaking the fourth wall, dumbass," I reply sassily.

Denmark folded his arms and ignored me. Hmph, whatever.

"Guys! There are 87 days till Christmas!" Finland exclaimed.

Everyone froze. Finland is going to bring up Christmas... again.

"Um... I need to go... to the bathroom," Iceland muttered before fleeing out of the room. That was a lie. Obviously Iceland wasn't going to the bathroom! He went before, ahahah. He was probably going to stalk Hong Kong's tumblr, because that's what you do when you like someone! ...Right?!

"Christmas?!" said Finland.

"Um... I need to go to a hair dressing appointment... um bye," Norway jumped out of a window.

"CHRISTMAS?!"

Denmark sighed. He just wanted to spend some time with the others but Finland just had to bring up Christmas. So he jumped out of the window and went wherever Norway went.

Sweden shrugged and dragged Finland away to make really early Christmas cookies.

The end