A/N: this chapter is probably some kind of AU where Germany is a teenager. yay.
Teenage Germany came out of his room looking... different. His hair had black streaks and he was wearing eyeliner which was totally for boys. Totally.
"WEST!"
"What is it, bruder?" Germany sighed.
"WHATCHA WANT FOR DINNER?!"
Germany sighed. "Whatever."
"WURST AND POTATOES IT IS!"
"Wurst and potatoes are too mainstream."
"WHAT"
Germany sighed yet again.
"WEST COME HERE!"
Germany huffed in annoyance.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!"
"It's not a phase, bruder. It's who I really am."
"WHAT"
Germany rolled his eyes. "Bruder, you are so embarrassing." Germany went back to his room and watched hardcore shows like "My Little Pony" and wrote smutty fanfictions about One Direction.
The end