Seventeen
You Don't Know!
Frogadier was listening to the author's MP3 player one more time before Easter.
"What are you listening to?" Quilava asked.
Frogadier put the headphones on the volcano Pokémon's ears.
Baby you light up my 3DS like no-bo-dy else,
The way that you throw your 'balls gets me o-ver-whelmed,
But when you smile at the PC, it ain't hard to tell,
You don't kno-o-ow,
You don't know you're a Ma-a-ster,
That's what makes you Cham-pi-on!
"Whoa," Quilava gasped.
"I know, right?" Frogadier said, putting them onto himself.
Meanwhile, on Charizard's computer…
"OH MY ARCEUS! OH MY ARCEUS! OH MY ARCEUS!"
"MIND YOUR LANGUAGE!" Flygon screeched. "WHAT THE FUDGE IS IT?!"
"WE. HAVE. HAD. OVER. ONE. THOUSAND. VIEWS."
Flygon froze. "As in one-zero-zero-zero?!" he asked.
"Yes," Charizard squeaked. "Combined with visitors and members, we have had 1,000+ views."
"OH. MY. ARCEUS."
"LANGUAGE!"
"SORRY!"
"GET IT OF THE CAPS LOCK!" Charizard demanded.
"Fine," the author grumbled.
Oh my Arceus! One thousand!
Percy: Whaaaaat?!
One thousand! The big one-triple zero! Ten hundreds!
Percy: OH MY ARCEUS.
LANGUAGE!
Percy: this is one thousand!
Well, by adding up the total member views and 71 guest views of this month-
Percy: there's more?!
WE HAVE HAD ONE THOUSAND VIEWS! THANK YOU ALL!