A/N: Neopets is probably the worst thing ever. don't make one. seriously, I am warning you
America was derping around the internet when he saw it.
It.
America screamed. It had come to haunt him! America sobbed and curled up into a ball. It was time.
You may be asking, what the fuck am I talking about? Well... NEOPETS. America was sure his neopets had all died (because America never fed them) and now they wanted revenge.
America went on Neopets and logged into his account. And he pissed himself. What the fuck. They were all ghosts. America screamed and frantically dialled Canada's number.
"MATTIE MATTIE THEY'RE GONNE KILL MEE!"
"No, Alfred, STOP." Canada hung up and America screamed again. And then he remembered. His neopets weren't dead! They were just painted ghost colour! Or were they...? America laughed weakly yet maniacally at the same time and ran all the way to Canada's house and stole all his ice cream.
The end.