Nineteen
Troll face and LOL all around!
"The sentence on the bottom is true
"The sentence on the top is false," Serperior said.
"WTH?" Shaymin asked, realizing she had spoken in text language.
"Dude," Treeko said, "Purrloin always lands feet down, right?"
"Yes," Flygon said.
"And toast always lands butter side down?" Treeko continued.
"I think-"
"If we strapped the toast butter side down on the Purrloin," Treeko demonstrated with a purloin and toast, "and dropped them,"
He dropped Purrloin, which flipped to its feet, which flipped to the butter toast and so on.
"And then hooked them up to a generator…"
He stuck the two onto a rod that spun a generator.
"We would have infinite energy," he concluded with a troll face and gentlemen suit.
"…" Flygon had a poker face.
Le Swellow, looking up 'Doritos'
Doritos are too loud
In le Swellow's head
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!" Swellow yelled.
"DOOOOOOOORRRIIIIIIITTTOOOOOOOES!" the Doritos said.
"Arceus darn it," Buizel said at his partner's imagination, taking off his glasses.
Charizard was on his way back to the computer with a pen. He suddenly dropped it, then caught it in mid-fall.
"Like a ninja," he said.
Zoroark was taking a shower.
When suddenly…
Wild spider appeared!
"I got this," she said.
She filled her mouth with water and sprayed water-gun style.
"IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!" she proclaimed in a Squirtle costume.
Quilava was eating cereal cereal-guy style while watching Dora.
"Say map!" Dora said.
"…" Quilava said.
"Louder!" Dora yelled.
"…" Quilava said again.
"Great job!"
"Thank you," Quilava said.
This chapter dedicated to all the troll faces, LOLs, like a ninjas, like a sirs,
Percy: TROLOL, NOs, geniuses, forever alones,
challenge accepted, challenge denied, okays, poker faces,
Percy: GTFOs, Fuuuuuuu, problems, are you *bleep* kidding me,
it's not that hard, mother of *bleep*s, and rage comics. WE LOVE YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE SOMETIMES INNAPROPRIATE!