China was rearranging all his Hello Kitties. Damn, he had a LOT of Hello Kitties. He put a tiny plushie on the top. Perfect. That's when France jumped out of the perfect pile of Hello Kitties.
"GAY PORN!"
China screamed girlishly, like a man. "AIYAH! I WILL STICK MY CHOPSTICKS UP YOUR NOSE! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY HELLO KITTY SUMMONING RITUAL I WILL SACRIFICE YOUR BEAUTIFUL HAIR TO THE LEADER OF FABULOUS PANDAS!" China then proceeded to throw rice he had found in his pockets at France.
The rice was completely unnecessary.
France just giggled madly and ran away.
The end.