Twenty-one
Ninjas can't catch you…
Flygon was reading the newspaper the next morning. Swellow was eating a pop tart, Rotom was laughing creepily behind a cardboard box, and Charizard was reading Cereal Guy comics.
"I love Saturdays," Swellow said with his beak full, looking at the sky.
"Saturday is a good time for an update," Charizard thought out loud, clicking around.
"Which is why she's updating on Saturday," Buizel concluded, reading on the kindle.
"How do we know it's a Saturday?" Zoroark asked.
"Fanfic powers!" Rotom proclaimed, wielding a giant key.
Zoroark face palmed.
Suddenly, ninjas appeared. Not like a Ninjago ninja, like a NINJA ninja.
"NINJA!" Treeko yelled, hoping onto Serperior.
"Oh really?! Where?!" Serperior gasped. "I just love that show!"
Zoroark slapped her in the face. "THERE ARE NINJAS IN THE BOX!" She said. "LIKE, KILLER NINJA!"
"OH NO!" Serperior screamed, jumping onto her dark friend. Zoroark collapsed from the weight.
"I got this," Quilava said, in between his friends and the ninja.
"How are you going to do this, Quilava?" Flygon asked, hiding behind Charizard.
"Quote from a popular meme," he answered, "ninjas can't catch you…"
FOOM
"if you're on fire," he finished, toasting the meme ninjas.
"I can't believe I didn't see that coming," Frogadier groaned, putting his hand to his temple.
I was thinking about that the other day: Quilava can't be caught by ninjas.
Percy: we need another co-host.
And who would that be?
Percy: (whispers in the author's ear)
are you kidding me?!
Percy: nope.
…fine, I'll think about it. This is Reevee21, signing out!
Percy: that's the first time it's ended like that.