Darlek: Hello! And welcome back to me being dumba! Also this is only just what happens when they are travelling to the lair.
Donnie: You do know that 'dumba' isn't a word?
Darlek: SHH! God Donnie! Do you really want more Vegemite!?
Leo and Mikey: *shiver*
Donnie: No. WAY! HOW DO YOU EAT THAT STUFF!?
Darlek: I'm an Aussie! Duh… I had Vegemite when I was a baby. Now, Leo?
Leo: *sigh* Darlek doesn't own anything except her OCs.
The sewers
"So… you have a sensei? I used to have one, until Isa turned…" Sam went silent. Raph and Mikey walked behind, Leo and Donnie in front. Sam smiled and bounced as she walked.
Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong,
Under the shade of a coolibah tree.
He sang and he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled,
"You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me."
Waltzing Matilda, Matilda, my darlin',
You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me.
He sang and he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled,
"Is she…?" Raph and Mikey stopped in confusement.
"Dudes! She's gonna like totally go crazy!" Mikey jumped behind Raph. Leo and Donnie turned around and smiled, Donnie started singing, soon Leo too, then Mikey, and finally Raph. They all sang in-tune.
"You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me."
Well, down came a jumbuck to drink at the billabong;
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee.
He laughed as he stowed the jumbuck in his tucker-bag,
"You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me."
Waltzing Matilda, Matilda, my darlin',
You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me.
He laughed as he stowed the jumbuck in his tucker-bag,
"You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me."
Well, up rode the squatter, mounted on his thoroughbred;
Up rode the troopers - one, two, three.
"Where's that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker-bag?
You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me."
Waltzing Matilda, Matilda, my darlin',
You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me.
"Where's that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker-bag?
You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me."
Well, up jumped the swagman and jumped into the billabong;
"You'll never take me alive," said he.
His ghost may be heard as you pass by the billabong,
"You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me."
Waltzing Matilda, Matilda, my darlin',
You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me.
His ghost may be heard as you pass by the billabong,
"You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me."
"Wow, how did you know what to sing?" Sam was so curious that she smiled too.
"Well, I just followed you!"
"Yeah, you gots talent dudette!"
"Yes, we better keep moving though."
"Mmm… it was… okay." All the turtles started walking again. Sam giggled a sweet giggle, the innocent giggle.
"Who wants to sing more?"
"ME!" Sam took out her iPod and turned the volume down to half way, her mix started playing.
(Ghostbusters!)
If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
(Ghostbusters!)
If it's somethin' weird an' it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
(Ghostbusters!)
I ain't afraid o' no ghost
I ain't afraid o' no ghost
If you're seein' things runnin' through your head
Who can you call?
(Ghostbusters!)
An invisible man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call?
(Ghostbusters!)
I ain't afraid o' no ghost
I ain't afraid o' no ghost
Who ya gonna call?
(Ghostbusters!)
If you're all alone, pick up the phone
And call
(Ghostbusters!)
I ain't afraid o' no ghost
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid o' no ghost
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna call?
(Ghostbusters!)
Mmm, if you've had a dose
Of a freaky ghost baby
You better call
(Ghostbusters!)
Let me tell you somethin'
Bustin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid o' no ghost
I ain't afraid o' no ghost
Don't get caught alone, oh no
(Ghostbusters!)
When he comes through your door
Unless you just a want some more
I think you better call
(Ghostbusters!)
Oh, who you gonna call?
(Ghostbusters!)
Who you gonna call?
(Ghostbusters!)
Ah, think you better call
(Ghostbusters!)
Who you gonna call?
(Ghostbusters!)
I can't hear you
Who you gonna call?
(Ghostbusters!)
Louder
(Ghostbusters!)
Who you gonna call?
(Ghostbusters!)
Who can you call?
(Ghostbusters!)x3
"Heh, your track is already good in my book!" Raph proudly pounded his chest.
"Yeah well, I don't think you're gonna like the next one…" Sam stared at her iPod. "Oh well!" The music kicked in, as an 8-bit song for a few seconds then a voice came on, Donnie, Mikey, and Sam sang as Leo just shook his head, Raph was about to sing.
I'm not a fan of puppeteers,
but I've a nagging fear
someone else is pulling at the strings
Something terrible is going down
through the entire town!
wreaking anarchy and all that it brings
I can't sit idly,
no I can't move at all!
I curse the name
the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howling at the moon,
And sleeping in the middle
of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
to make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone?
Or are we just a stepping stone
for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it any more,
so take your tyranny away!
(Disco-o-oo-o-oo-ooo-oo-rd) x3
I'm fine with changing status quo
but not in letting go
now the world is being torn apart
A terrible catastrophe
played by a symphony
what a terrifying work of art
I can't sit idly
no, I can't move at all
I curse the name
the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howling at the moon,
And sleeping in the middle
of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
to make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone
for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore,
so take your tyranny away!
(Disco-o-oo-o-oo-ooo-oo-rd)x8
Discord, I'm howling at the moon,
And sleeping in the middle
of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
to make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
or are we just a stepping stone
for taking back the throne
Discord, we won't take it anymore,
so take your tyranny away!
"Heh, that wasn't even my favorite."
"It was eh… okay okay, it was cool." The rest of the way Sam and the turtles sang A LOT of songs.
Mikey: You're getting better at this!
Darlek: Thanks bro!
Leo: Well, maybe but why don't you hold the Q&A now?
Darlek: I'm doing it ok! Sheesh!
Donnie: What, why?
Darlek: So people will check out my other stuff, wait a minute! WHERE HAS RAPH BEEN THIS ENTIRE CHAPTER!
Mikey: OH NO BRO! SHE'S RIGHT!
Darlek and Mikey: *scream and freak out*
