Twenty-four
We Found the Doritos.
"Good morning," Zoroark said, adding a little bow for the sake of it.
"Charizard, get the doctor!" Flygon whispered.
"She's fine," Charizard muttered, drinking his coffee.
"Who made the pancakes?" Swellow asked, crumbs flying off his beak.
"I made them," she said, untying the apron on her waist.
"SHE'S NOT FINE," Charizard said, spitting out his coffee hydro-pump style on Flygon and flying to the phone.
"It's a dare, okay?" Serperior explained. "And it comes with excellent cooking and robot panel!"
"What?"
"Okay, the panel's not true."
"That is good," Zoroark sighed, falling over.
"Unless the author decides otherwise," Serperior smirked, sipping coffee.
Zoroark made puppy dog eyes at the author.
The author thought…
And thought…
And decided…
To not give poor Zoroark a robot panel.
Zoroark sighed, relieved.
Suddenly, Buizel ran out of the closet, covered in Dorito dust.
"What the-Buizel?!" Quilava asked.
"I found…the secret store…of Doritos!" he panted.
"Where is the stash?" Zoroark asked, irritated already from the speech.
"Deep down in the closet where no one ever dares to go," he answered, "past bracken and rings and a giant key blade."
Man, that blade is notoriously showing up in this.
"Let's do it," Quilava said, as everyone but Zoroark cheered. She smiled and tried to restrain herself.
Later, deep in the heart of the closet jungle…
"Why in the name of heck are you wearing that?" Quilava asked, shoving away a stack of golden coins.
The clothing in question was a kimono on Zoroark, as she held two shurikens in her hands and an elemental blade in a belt.
"If I must speak as Zane, I shall use his weapons," she answered, swinging the blade.
Meanwhile, in the Bounty…
"Has anyone seen my blade, suit, and shurikens?"
"No, can't say that I have."
"They were lying here last night…and where is the falcon?"
If you don't know who said that, you shouldn't be reading this.
"Aw man," Serperior whined, "I love the ninja!"
Zoroark flipped up the hood and smirked.
"CHEESE SPIDER!" Swellow yelled as a giant cheeseburger spider (courtesy of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2) shot a cheese web.
The Pokémon ran, all screaming but Zoroark, away from the beast.
"I think…we lost…it," Flygon panted.
"Look, the Dorito mine is just up ahead!" Buizel yelled, cleaning his sunglasses.
Zoroark froze in front of the mine. No, she was literally covered in ice.
"Don't touch his shurikens, you derp!" Treeko yelled, pulling out a diamond pickaxe to mine the Dorito chips.
Well, that went well. Perc, could you give these back to Zane? (Hands kimono and weapons).
Percy: no problem. And please don't call me that.
Fine…