Twenty-six
The Exhibition
Lucario was deposited into 'Special'
"OH YEA! FINALLY!" Zoroark yelled, accidentally socking Serperior in the face.
The Lucario was sitting on a bamboo pole cross-legged, wearing a few bird feathers on his neck and bending his head.
"Oh great, now we've got a real Zane in the box," Charizard moaned.
"Hey, I pulled off a pretty good ice ninja," Zoroark said.
"I sense hostility…" Lucario muttered.
"Naw, that's just her style," Swellow said, eating the most genius invention in all of food.
"What is that heavenly SMELL?!" Quilava asked, his mouth watering.
"This, my friends," Swellow answered, "is a Dorito Burrito."
"Where'd you get it?" Frogadier asked, removing his headphones.
"Go into the closet, right of the pile of rings, over the Genie lamp and under the Serpent-carved overhand, left to that weird key blade," he answered.
"We need to go deeper," Treeko said, quoting a Minecraft achievement and holding his diamond pickaxe.
"We also need to get you off that game more often," Quilava said.
EPIC PREPARATION SCENE TIME!
Zoroark grabbed her phone, a charger, and her Zane-style kimono and shoved them into a duffel bag.
Treeko took a chest and packed 12 eggs, two diamond pickaxes, two diamond shovels-"you don't need to say what I packed, there's a lot of space in here." Well okay then.
Lucario took his staff and nothing else, as he felt well prepared.
Serperior shoved makeup, a phone, fifty dollars in cash, and a miracle seed in her purse, closing it up somehow.
Swellow shoved his Dorito Burrito down his beak and packed several pickles.
End of preparation scene
"Let's go," Charizard growled, his mega stone around his neck and six machetes placed in between his fingers in such a way it looked like Wolverine.
Even deeper in the heart of the closet…
Quilava toasted another Cheese Spider out of the way as the group marched onward.
"Whoa, a night fury!" Frogadier yelled, pointing at a night-black dragon that shone navy blue.
Toothless, looking for the classroom to eat the author's calculator, jumped out of the story.
Percy: what is even in that closet?
A scramble full of so many franchises it looks like a crossbreed between the Harry Potter/Percy Jackson crossovers and Pokémon/Digimon crossovers' daughter married the Ninjago section, then got divorced and married the Wild Kratts section.
Percy: …I don't want to know what that wedding looked like.