"What do eggs do for fun?" Italy giggled.
Romano sighed. "I don't fucking care."
"Karay'YOLKI'!"
"Italy, no one likes your dumb jokes."
Italy's eyes filled up with tears. "N-not even Germany?!"
"Germany hates your jokes so much he washes his clothes with all the tears he cries from your jokes."
Italy made a face sort of like this: ⊙︿⊙ and took out a toilet out of his pocket.
"I will kill everyone."
The end