A/N: Hii, sorry I haven't been updating, I've been so busy with school and stuff so I hope you guys understand. To make it up to you, here's four stories, that's right, FOUR :D
Scotland was drunk.
"Ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha, aye, England you're so dumb!" Scotland giggled.
"You bloody wanker! How dare you accuse me of being an nonintellectual being! You can't even rap!" England countered back. Although, I'm not really sure why he mentioned rapping because it didn't really have anything to do with dumb-ness.
"AYE?!" Scotland put on his badass sunglasses (but keep in mind that they weren't as cool as Japan's ones because Japan is the most badass) and walked up to England with SWAG. He started rapping but it honestly sounded like gibberish. Scotland gave England the middle finger and walked away with swag.
The end.
Little Russia giggled. He told Ukraine to bake him a cake for all his friends.
BUT LITTLE RUSSIA LIED.
HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
LITTLE RUSSIA ATE THE CAKE.
ALL.
BY.
HIMSLEF.
HOW SELFISH.
The end
"China-san."
"China-san."
"China-san."
"WHAT IS IT ARU"
"Are you really a male?"
"YOU fuCKING PIecE OF ShIT I SHOuLD havE FUCKING LEFT YOU IN THE BAMBOO WHERE I FOUND YOU YOU LITTLE-" Japan knocked China out cold and dragged him all the way to England's house.
"Igirisu-san, I have him," Japan whispered.
"Lovely."
England and Japan drew a triangle thing on the ground and muttered the magic words like "Expelliarmus" and "Dumbledora the Explorer". And China turned into a girl. England and Japan giggled and dragged girl China back. China is going to be very surprised in the morning.
The end.
Germany was crying. Because in his favourite fanfiction, HARRY GOT KILLED! AND LOUIS WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED HIM!
"Hey West, why are you grossly sobbing everywhere?" Prussia asked. He couldn't care less about Germany's feelings but Germany was staining the new carpet. Tears are hard to clean out, you know.
"I can't even!" Germany cried. Prussia sighed and shoved Germany outside so the carpet stain wouldn't get worse.
The end.