Thirty
Dorito Heart
As Treeko hacked away at the Dorito-stuffed Burritos embedded in the walls, his diamond pickaxe hit them in a rhythmic, repeating tune.
Flygon, Charizard, and Lucario's mining tools hit them in the same way.
Suddenly, Frogadier broke out in song as he mined away:
"Born of cheese and fact-ry air
And baking chips combining
This tasty force both foul and fair
Has a zesty crunch worth mining
So cut through the chips, yellow and near
Strike for love and strike for fear
See the beauty, sharp and sheer
Split the chip apart
And break the Dorito heart…"
After a minute, everyone joined in the Dorito parody.
"Hyup! Ho! Watch your step! Let it go!
Hyup! Ho! Watch your step! Let it go!
Beautiful!
Powerful!
Taste-licious!
Bold!
Chips have a magic, can't be controlled
Stronger than one, stronger than ten
Stronger than a hundred men! Hyup!
Born of cheese and fact-ry air
And baking chips combining
This tasty force both foul and fair
Has a zesty crunch worth mining
Cut through the heart, yellow and near
Strike for love and strike for fear
There's cheese and there's chips here
Split the chip apart
Beware the Dorito heart…"
Serperior burst out laughing as they hauled the burritos back to the PC box.
Still haven't gotten a name for SwellowXSerperior yet, just saying.
Percy: I'm back!
Did you bring the Burritos?
Percy: (chewing a Dorito Burrito) yup. Want some?
You had to ask? (Eats one)