A/N: Request for everybody being high apart from Netherlands.
Netherlands walked into the room where the world meeting was being held, noticing it was even more disorderly that usual. Before he could even get to his seat, France went up to him. "Science is wrong," whispered France before somehow floating(?) away. Netherlands shook his head and sat down in his seat.
"NEDDY!" America hollered.
"Yes, America?"
America zoned out and stared at Netherland's hair.
"Erm... America?"
"Huh?... Just so you know, your hair is better than Denmark's. Be proud," said America.
"Well thanks, but I already know my hair is the best-"
America walked away, seeming to not hear Netherlands. He sighed, not knowing what the fuck was going on.
"Hello Netherlands."
Netherlands looked up to see a smiling England. Well, that's not scary at all.
"Um.. hi," said Netherlands.
England smiled brighter. "What if eyebrows were curly?"
"E-excuse me?!"
"What language do babies think with?"
"..."
"LUCKY CHARMS."
"England-"
"DREAMS ARE REAL AND LIFE IS A LIE!"
Netherlands shook violently and screamed in horror. He ran out the door and probably sobbed in some unknown place.
So, kids, this is exactly why you shouldn't do drugs. But you can if you want extremely deep thoughts that question the point of your existence and make yourself spiral into the dark depths of insanity.
The end.