Thirty-Four
Psyco
Frogadier was mouthing the words of Radioactive while listening to it, Flygon was reading a magazine, and Charizard was playing on his mobile laptop.
Suddenly, Buizel ran by yelling "THER'ES A FUDGING ROBOT ON MY TAILS! AAAAH! AAAH! AAAA-"
Zoroark slapped him in the face, held him by his shoulders and yelled back, "what do you mean?! Did Rotom invade a DSI again?!"
Buizel held up his tails with a whimper, revealing a small, metal, green-eyed robot gripping them. It was shuddering in fright.
"OH MY ARCEUS IT'S CLANK!" Charizard roared, dropping the laptop.
"Who's Clank?" Zoroark ripped the robot away from Buizel and dropped him on the floor.
"Careful; if Swords finds out we hurt Clank…" Quilava warned as the robot ran out of the story.
Charizard shuddered and Flygon made a scared hiss.
Rotom just then was teleported out of his seat after being summoned.
Peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time…
A teenage girl sat on her bed, frustrated. Posters of famous people decorated the halls and her face was so covered in makeup it was hard to tell her identity.
"Spirit Pokémon, I need you…" she muttered.
Rotom appeared in front of her, a confused look on his face.
"Ewww, what is that thing?" the girl asked, backing away from the glitch.
Rotom remained silent.
"Okay, I guess I'll do this…what do I need to do for people to like me?" she begged, coming back.
Rotom's chaotic grin slowly spread across his face.
"Hehehehehehehehehehe…"
"This was a bad idea."
The Pokémon ran out of the room, grabbed a random bucket, and dumped the water on her head.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
Rotom kept his grin as the girl looked in the mirror.
"Okay, fine, that was kind of funny…wait, if you're an electric type-"
She said no more as she was shocked the heck out of, Rotom laughing in his scary, mentally unstable way.
"And remember: he said, lifting a lightning-bolt arm,
"The FFDotNet hospital; for those times when characters can't stay away from the 4thwall."
"The FFDotNet hospital?" the girl asked, removing the wet, metal, spark-flinging bucket.
"Yes, the FFDotNet hospital," Rotom nodded, which is pretty much shaking his entire body.
The girl snorted a laugh, "the FanFictionDotNet hospital?"
"Yep."
"…HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA!"
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEAHEMHEHEHE!"
Back at S.P Inc.…
"I hope Rotom doesn't hurt any-AUUUUUU-"Charizard was interrupted as he fell into a portal.
Treeko appeared from being teleported away, covered in diamond armor.
"I assume the spiritor was happy? Lucario cracked open an eye.
"Two words: EMERALD TRADING," Treeko reported, embedding his weapon in the ground and standing on the handle.
YO! I'M NOT DEAD!
Percy: good for you.
Agumon: the FFDotNet…hospital?
How else did I come out alive from here?
Clank: what do you mean?
HEY! GET THE NETHER OFF THE NARATING PLATFORM!
Clank: the what?
(Face palm) it's where we are, der. FINE, you can stay. We need a nerd up here…
Clank: ouch.
Percy: hey, aren't you the nerd?
…OH LOOK A HYDRA!
Percy: WHERE?!